anglophile Forum Posts (623)

RE: what is your favourite animal and why?

Now Now gentlement, Behave yourselves. giggles


How did the female anatomy ever get that name anyway?

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Hey, Im a woman. I can multi-task. I'll check my makeup and drive at the same time.

Sorry Charlie, You'll just have to get used to the view from behind.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

HA! Not so fast new comer. You may be new to this race but I've got experience on my side!!! Plus, you're fresh meat for the inspector to arrest. He'll be to busy to get me if he's arresting you which will give me a huge lead.


mmuuuhahahahaha Victory will be mine.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Sorry Phoenix. You may have wings but I'm flying right past you into the lead.

RE: Newbie saying Hi!

Well, it's true. No offense to the American forums but these are so much better.

RE: Newbie saying Hi!

Actually, I do.

RE: what is your favourite animal and why?

So sorry for you loss too Mike. Though it's been a year, it must still be very hard.


Animals are very amazing creatures. All animals have a natural 6th sense (even humans) for basic survival. Some have stronger abilities than others.

Having been born and raised in California, the animals are very good earthquake detectors too.

I've always believed when people die their spirit gets to stay for a bit to make sure the loved someones left behind are okay before they move on. I also feel, animals can either see or sense that spirit. Man, I can give you dozens of stories that made me form that opinion.


I love all animals. I just can't resist their fuzzy faces. Cats are my favorites though. There is nothing more soothing than a cat purring in your ear.

RE: Newbie saying Hi!

You are going to love reading the forums here. The people are a brilliant, warm, and very very funny.

You're really going to enjoy the UK forums.

RE: what is your favourite animal and why?

Im sssooooorry for your loss. Pets bring so much love into our lives.

A little love and comforting hug to you.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

I have great hands and many skills.

Catch me if you can Inspector!!!

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Oh I see we have some new racers. Welcome all!

This is great. Inspector Seabiscuit will be too distracted by the new contestants that he will forget about me which will allow me to win the race.

HAHA!!

Where do we go to pick up our badge?

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Not so fast. I'll just be taking the lead here.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

ROFLMAO Im not sure if I'll be able to finish the race after dying of laughter.

At this rate the only one able to win is Silver Fox. Inspector Seabiscuit will have arrested all of us so we'll be in jail. He can't win because he'll be so busy tied up with paperwork.

But until he catches me again, Im winning.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

foiled again. This is why I don't play chess well. The other person always seems to out strategize me.

Actually, I think the 4th person will win because you'll be too busy trying to arrest Zella that the 4th place person will run past the two of you and win.

Do you take bribes? I'll buy you a beer if you let me win.

In the mean time...Im in the lead.

RE: Quote For The Day!!

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
George Bernard Shaw

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

HHMMMM Must restrategize. Ok. I'll continue to be in disguise until the very last moment to avoid being arrested for the prison break. I will reveal my true self shortly before crossing the finishing line.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

After waking up from the snacks, I am able to zoom past you because you ran out of fuel.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Im dying. You guys are just awesome. Creative people Rock!!!

I caught doing a test run preparing for Christmas. I convinced him to let me borrow for the race. Being able to fly around the world helping Santa deliver packages in one night with his reindeer magic, his speed should keep me in front.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

OMG!!! That's great!

Must remain in disguise as to not be arrest. You bring up a valid point so I will have fake ID created to legitimize my disguise to claim the prize.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Man you have an awesome sense of humor!


With my nimble fingers, I pick the lock on my cell and escape. Disguise my myself, , and use the delivery truck to race back into the lead.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Very creative. Well done.


But while you have stopped to read my noted, Ive zoomed past you.

RE: The Premiership

Woot!!! England wins 1-4

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

A brilliant strategy if I do say so myself.

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I thought for sure I won. I held the record for nearly 20 hours. but Im in the lead now.

RE: The Premiership

I am familiar with Roy Keane. I am definintely rooting for England.

I can watch some of the matches just not all of them. And when they do play here the match is long over with over there. England vs. Croatia is on at 1:00 pm here. I'll keep a look out for the updates.

Joke to brighten your day called "Where's God"

There lived in a small town with population of many 800, 2 little boys who terrorized this poor town. They were 8 and 4 years old.

anytime that something went wrong in the town, everyone knew these 2 had something to do with it.

the boys mother heard of a priest, who spoke to little children and turned them into little angels, so she went up to the church to pay him a visit.

" father" she said. " can you please talk to my boys? I'm afraid they'll be in juvenile hall by the time they are 10 yrs old." you can sense the desperation in her voice.

" sure thing mamm." said the priest. " bring in the little one to my office first."

so the mother brings in the 4 year old, and the priest sits him on a chair in his office. closes the door, and proceeds to ask the boy a question.
" son, where is God?" the priest asks. The little boy says nothing, so thr priest asks again. " SON, where is God?"

still the boy stares at the priest in complete silence.
the priest asks a few more time then loses his cool, and yells at the boy." SON! I SAID, WHERE IS GOD?'

Now this little boy, is scared out of his wits, jumps up off his chair, busts out the door, runs all the way home, barrels through his front door, runs up the stairs, into his room, and hides in his closet.

10 minutes later his older brother runs into the same closet. so there they sit scared out of their wits, when the little boy says to his older brother.

" well? what happened?"

" I don't know." said the older brother BUT!




" God's missing and we're getting blamed for it"

RE: My Dad - Post a Wish Thread

Hi Armas,

I hope your speedy recovery turns into an instant cure.



Anglophile

RE: The Premiership

You'll keep your fingers crossed for Sunderland? Wow, that's down right gentlemenly of you. Nice to know gentlemen still exist in today's world of poor manners and lack of common courtesies.

Im still pretty new when it comes to the British league. I don't have digital cable so I don't get to see all of the matches so I haven't learned all the stars of each team yet. Im not familar with Zola but I wish him the best on his new career as a manager.

As for the top spot in Seabiscuit's race...I'll root for Liverpool given you're a Liverpool man.

RE: The Premiership

Nothing better than 16th??? Oh Come on. My boys will prove you wrong. You'll see.

I really hope Im 100% wrong about West Ham. That is one I would hate to be right about. I would hate to see anyone injured. But you're still thinking they will finish on the bottom half instead of the top half of the table eh?

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Hey Zella, No fair traveling underground where no one can see you. Brillant move by the way but surfacing blew your cover so I had to run past you.