anglophile Forum Posts (623)

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

HA!!! I regain the lead.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

Coming in from behind is the American with the Time Zone advantage.

RE: The Premiership

Hi there Muleguy,

Now my preference would be my team, Sunderland (yeah, yeah I know. You can stop laughing now. giggle) But since I do live in reality instead of fantasyland (But one can only hope. Think positive right) I think Aston Villa will bring it. For dead last, West Ham. I don't know why since they are starting out strong this year but I have a feeling a few serious injuries is going to take them out of the running.

RE: The Premiership

I think a more interesting discussion would be to eliminate the 4 glory teams (Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal) and see who will come in next. Perhaps maybe Aston Villa or Middlesbrough, or Man City?

Now if you want to get funny....Who is going to come in dead last?

RE: what would you like to do with the person above

Cheers


Grill him with questions so I can hear the accent.

RE: LAST POST WINS ?

It's going to be an interesting race to the finish line.

Good Luck all. Come visit me in the winner circle.

RE: marriage vs living together

Out of bad experiences comes strength. Trust your instinct which is even stronger now. You'll be able to read people better having been through that ugly experience. You also have more confidence than before, so you'll put up with less crap from men. giggle.

RE: what would you like to do with the person above

Walk around a museum and get her opinion

RE: what would you like to do with the person above

Awww Thank you.

Return the kiss and hug.

RE: describe yourself in one word

Affectionate

RE: what would you like to do with the person above

buy him a pint

RE: If you’re pet could talk what would it say

Snakes freak me out but the snakes's comment is hilarious.

Joke of the day

I'm Catholic too and it made me laugh because I wasn't expecting the ending.

RE: how many languages can u speak?

That's brillant.

I guess I speak 4 langauges too with a bit of French, Spanish, and American Sign Language.

Joke of the day

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'

'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican , and I'd really like to drive today.'

'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'There might be something extra in it for you,' says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver,

but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!'

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop.

The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'Governor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'He's got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!'

RE: Guaranteed to make you laugh!

that's great. that guy has an unusual laugh.

RE: knowswhentofold is at mine

Congratulations Chris and Best Wishes to you Gwyn.

I hope you'll invite us to the wedding. It would be a lovely excuse to fly back to England for another visit.

RE: tom or jerry?

oops. I meant "Though I like cats".

RE: tom or jerry?

Those I love cats, I prefer Jerry. He is so much smarter than Tom and brains turn me on.

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Madonna


Mars or Venus

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Friday then Saturday



Ringo Starr or John Lennon

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

marriage



Genetically altered food or natural

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Panasonic


Senior parents living with family or in old age home

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

in


breakfast in bed or at the table

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Rave



Living in a castle or living in a palace

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

mmmmm Toblerone


definitely icing over marzipan.


Toblerone:

original milk w/almond nougat or

Dark chocolate or

White chocolate

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Mars


Belgian Chocolate or Swiss Chocolate

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

YUUUUMMMMMY Decisions, Decisions

Buttons


Black Licorice or Red Licorice

RE: The 'Either/Or' Game...

Both are good...aahhh variety


Nessie or Big Foot

RE: GOD and Archangel Michael

Brilliant as usually Chris.

I sent this to my friend in the North and he laugh too. It's extra funny to me because here in the USA we make fun of our southerns too.