candio Forum Posts (568)

RE: Okay now how about scariest movie of all time??

Good movie. Not scary but good.

RE: Flashing back...

2 years.!





What were you high school's colors?

RE: Flashing back...

Yes, 5 brothers and 4 sisters.





What was the name of your favorite high school teacher and what class?

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

I have also had the displeasure of cooking Cheasapeake Bay blue crab.

I didn't like the experience but the dinner was great.

RE: Prayers for blue_eyed_blonde

We in Ohio will keep her in our prayers. Please send her our wishes for a speedy recovery.

Ever have a day like this?

Thank you. I know they did, but was still sad for them. I think some of the family even found it funny because even though I and my neice were not hurt in any way we did resemble the cake in many ways.

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

Thank you, my son also figured it out. I still have to have the boys help me out with the computer sometimes. Even thought I studied computers in college.

Ever have a day like this?

Ever have a day like this?

I woke up thi morning feeling mighty fine yet terribly busy. I spent yesterday decorating the hall for my nephew's wedding today. This morning I woke up and started to finish all the food because as a gift to the couple I did the catering and the cake. The cake the best wedding cake I have made yet turned out stunning.

One the way to the hall with most of the food and the beautiful cake,{which I didn't get pictures of like normal} a guy ran a red light and hit me. So I am late for the wedding, and we have a reception without the cake and most of the food.

Thankfully no one was injured but I feel bad for the couple. I feel I let them down and ruined their day. The said I didn't but ....man what luck.

sorry just wanted to vent a little frustation.

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

ok my son says this is the video for a warped sense of humor. Try this link it should work.

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

sorry about the last post my son tried to post a link for a video on youtube he thought oyou would enjoy.

RE: Only those with a warped sense of humor may enter here...

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RE: How many hours do you sleep ?

When I am really tired I can sleep for an amazing 5 or 6 hours, but on a good night I get about 3 1/2 to 4 hours of sleep.

I do power nap when needed.

RE: Does anyone try pickup lines in person

One I remember someone trying that I really hated was...
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like to?

Didn't work.

RE: what one learns from having boys

God Lord what are you guys trying to do? My 16 year old and his friend sat behind me listening while I read this whole thread. Now I suppose I will come home from work to glowing mt. dew, in large clouds of smoke, while stepping in cat vomit. Got to love the guys.

RE: YUM YUM!

sounds like you like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen. We should get together and do holiday cookies. I make about 100 dozen or so every year. Brooklyn Heights is by Cleveland, No?

RE: think i need some hugs.

Wish I could give some of this soaking stuff I got the other day. Has a relaxing effect and helps with swelling and pain. I soak in it when my ankle gives me grief. It is good stuff. I will have to ask my sis what it is called, because she gets it for me at her work.

Hope you are feeling better soon.

RE: Space Station

They would be nice to see but I am still a lover of nature. I would miss Mother Earth too much. I would have to come home again. So visit, yes, live, no.

RE: Space Station

I think it would be a nice place to visit but would not want to live there. I would miss things like ....oh I don't know.....AIR...LAND....OCEAN...SPRINGS...FLOWERS....TREES...WIND.... SUN....just to name a few.

RE: what was your very first job?

Rolling burritos at the county fair when I was 13.

Good luck with the new job.

RE: To tread on dangerous ground

I found this to be an awesome poem. My 15 year old son and the poet of our family also read it and says "It's great, better wording than I can use."

Keep writting we will wait for more.

Share please

Night hon. Sweet dreams

Share please

COLD HANDS

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Share please

cool

RE: an old question

E comes before H..... maybe that has something to do with the nameing of these things,

Share please

Hello, just wanted to open have a space to let anyone have the freedom to share anything they want... I like to share jokes so hope you all enjoy.


Why, Why, Why



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?



Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

RE: Justice???????

I couldn't agree with you more RobbieM.

RE: Justice???????

They say that children that torture animals in their childhood are most often violent criminals as adults. Most of your seriel killers started out small with animals. Makes me wonder, what one of them may have been like if they just jumped right in and started with humans from the start.

She may have been 12 years in age , but mentally she is much older.
She was old enough to meet a 23 year old man and start up relations with him. At 12, yes kids can make adult decisions.

I feel that her punishment is way to soft. This is a person that will most likely be back in the headlines in the near future. I pray it is not for hurting anyone els.

RE: $$$$$$$$$ OUR OWN STORY TIME $$$$$$$$$$$$

whistle, meanwhile outside the mountian finally starts spewing forth tons of black snow much to the horror of the........

RE: $$$$$$$$$ OUR OWN STORY TIME $$$$$$$$$$$$

for the soldiers who were at that very moment firing frozen turkeys at the aliens, because it was decided that only that would deter them from eating all the hagas on Earth., Due to a violent reaction to.......

RE: Be Politically Correct with women

Very cute
Thanks for the laugh.