candiocandio Forum Posts (568)

RE: I am the new guy here

Welcome, glad to have you here.

The best advice I can give you about this site is have fun, make friends. You never know what will come after friends, but that is the most important part.

Relax and don't try to hard. Just join in when you see a thread that interests you and soon you will have friends. When you find the right person it will be a mutual find, because you weren't looking for it. You each will know when it happens. The CS community has turned out to be a fun, funny, careing and love group of people to me. I am sure you will find them to be the same way.

I wish you all the luck and most importantly.....HAVE FUN.
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RE: Messy Teenager

First off, Good morning everyone.

Now, my father would set a pack of firecrackers off in a large pot and get us out of bed if we slept in or were in trouble.

First order, clean the whole kitchen. Everything even if it is not dirty. Empty cabinets and clean contents, line shelves with fresh paper.

Or you could really hit a teenager where it hurts most. Take the phone, or car keys away until the respect of your things returns to him.

Hope this helps some.

*Kandi* hug

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

sorry everyone but I must retire early tonight. Princess I will see you tomorrow. Don't get to drunk and please don't walk home. Remember those motorcycles lined up outside.

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

Hell is no place for you. I have been there and believe me you wouldn't like the way my ex runs the place.thumbs down

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

I love Pat Benatar. So (he he he) Fire away......
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RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

Wow grannit how on earth did you get Pat Benatar to make a personal appearance. This joint really rocks.cheers

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

Well, we did save the mic for you first tonight. Since you are already into your cups. Have fun.
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RE: need advice

My heart goes out to you. This is a sticky situation, but I think you should go. Your step daughter asked you to give her away, that is a once in a life time thing.

Her mother will still go to the wedding. She won't want to miss it. She is more than likely just trying to make you decide not to go. I would let the daughter know, just in case though.

Go to the wedding, enjoy. Make memories.

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

I would like to order a shot of Jack for princess with a Jack chaser......
You know that sounds good, make that 2 please.

RE: Little Green Men

pretty secret and weird stuff I am sure. I have plenty of family in the army, navy, and air force. In 2 years my eldest will be in the Marines.

RE: Little Green Men

I am always Irish... McGinnis is the name.

RE: Grannits Bar and Grill

So what caliber are you up for this evening? tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: daaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAD.......

When the boys really got going calling Mommy, I would tell them I changed my name and couldn't answer them until they figured out what the new name was. It would work for about an hour or so then they drove me nutts with the many names they came up with. Until I would give in and tell I changed my name back to mom.

RE: daaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAD.......

When my boys were younger they watched the "Simpsons" a morronic cartoon here in the US.
Well, Bart and Lisa the little kids in the show followed their Dad "Homer" around for a couple of days repeating. "Canwegetaswimmingpool?Canwegetaswimmingpool?Canwegetaswimmingpool?Canwegetaswimmingpool?"

My kids decided to try it.


They got a pool. I got peace.

RE: Little Green Men

I didn't realize Ireland was another planet. I guess that explains alot about my heritage. You know the saying there are only two kinds of people on earth. Those who are Irish and those who wish they were. banana banana banana banana banana

How to scare your neighbors

I like your sense of humor.
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How to scare your neighbors

I have the sweetest beastie monster of a mutt, but the neighbors are scared to death of Tippy. They would probably not be if they saw my 4 year old nephew riding on his back.

RE: daaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAD.......

Could be worse. They could be doing the..........................

Mommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommy!blah blah blah

How to scare your neighbors

Please I said scare them not make them die laughing
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RE: Lisa didnt make it.....

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Sorry to hear. I will put a word in my prayers this evening for you, and your friend.

How to scare your neighbors

When they‘re watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors. Each day hack off a different part of their body.

Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)

Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.

How to scare your neighbors

some how I can't see that. laugh

How to scare your neighbors

Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that their is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.

At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they‘re on the move again."


There are so many more ways....
My neighbors love me.

How to scare your neighbors

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Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing hysterically.

How to scare your neighbors

Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books, lamps, etc.)

Feel free to join in if you have one.

How to scare your neighbors

Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

How to scare your neighbors

Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don‘t have a phone.

RE: prank

I would grease up a couple of little piglets and let them loose in the body shop that over charged me for my car repairs.

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RE: Whilst on Holiday . . .

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Thank you finally a more upbeat thread. Thanks for the laugh,

RE: Fuel prices

I keep telling everyone that very thing when they complain about the gas {petrol} prices. My heart goes out to all of you on the other side of the pond.

Fear not we will be at the same level or real close before long.

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