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Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

I tried that Pat8, until I found the distortion reverb pedal, apparently Jimi Hendrix echoes the valleys.

I'm still quite partial to the three chord riff of Buck Fizz though.

Whenever I hear Buck Fizz, I'm fizzing at the bung. Music for the masses.

RE: A new awful joke

"I like you"
"I like you, too"
"I only sleep with vegans. Are you a vegan?"
"Sure baby"

Next morning.

"I feel like a Maccers. You coming?"
"But...."
"Now don't get all prissy.....you ate meat last night, baby."

kiss

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

I do but I don't comb my hair back, I comb it over. I've got a wicked comb-over. head banger

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

Yeah but every time I nod my head I keep hitting my head on the fluffy dice on the rear vision mirror. Turning the music up definitely works though because when I crank up the Bay City Rollers I get the "look" if you know what I mean head banger
As for the burn out, I tried that but my Hyundai needs a serious tune up.

RE: Fight terrorism with terror???

Sounds great except for the fact that ISIS are killing mainly Muslims compared to us civilized countries?

Kill all "non islam" must have been a faux pas on your behalf? love

dunno

RE: Ok a family history question

I'm probably the last person to answer being a Kiwi.

Here's my 2 cents worth OK?
Firstly apart from the elephant in the room, you don't look Aboriginal and if your mother is/was then it would be easy to track down your ancestral back ground since the 'Feds' have your records.

Secondly, I think it's your right to know your whakapa (ancestors) but if you really want to know then ask the 'feds' confused

Good luck on your journey and let us know the outcome.

I can speak from personal experience here, I'm part Maori but I look European but I'm not a white apologist either on the Marae (meeting place).

Good luck

RE: Single parents

It's just as hard for us guys too.

It's not only a new dynamic for you or your partner, it's a new dynamic for your kids.

Bottom line is that your kids aren't biologically from your new found partner and never will be and your kids have an uncanny way of KNOWING this.

Take your time and if your partner or future partner realize this then so much the better but kids aren't dumb and most probably will show dislike for new comers.

Take it easy, it's no competition.

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

Only on special occasions, when I feel like getting down and funky I'm known as the dude across these parts that refuses to pull his socks up to his knees.

I'm bad yet not Awesome, the socks that maketh the man does not maketh the awesomeness.

RE: Why Why Why?(((

Not me, I could look at your profile for ages wow

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

Thanks for the advice. On special occasions I wear socks whilst wearing my jandals aka flip flops. I'm not your average Kiwi, I'm civilized.

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

I'm not sure yet. I'm contemplating whether your name Dreamcatcher99 is male or female? Chinese names are so confusing. I'd prefer Chuck Norris.

Are you willing to call our first born Chucky?

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

I've been on holiday to Aus on holiday visiting my brother. Great place thumbs up

I know one thing though. After Yubba's responce, Portugal sounds the least place I'd want to visit. He's not very Awesome.

Yubba dubba do, this is for you barf

Does anybody have any advice on how to be awesome?

Hi,
I am a guy who is not awesome. This sucks, and I want it to change. I would like to know if anybody has any advice on how to be the greatest person in the world (or even the second greatest, or third....I am not very fussy). If you are willing to offer me information on how to achieve this state of being I will name my first born child after you... as long as you have a good name, and provided I find a woman willing to have my baby and agree to this contract (keep in mind that this task will be much easier if I am awesome).

In all seriousness though I am very shy and would like to know if anyone has been able to overcome this and can offer me some advice. One problem I find that I have is that when I do gain some confidence in myself it evaporates very quickly.

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