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OPOct 19, 2018

Xmas Gifts for Her.

You want a root instead of a scarf?

It's a bloody nice scarf mind.

Flying off the shelves by all accounts.

OPOct 19, 2018

Xmas Gifts for Her.

Treat the special lady in your life to a nice scarf.

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Oct 19, 2018

RE: What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Never gonna happen.

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Oct 19, 2018

RE: What happened to the locals?

I don't stumble anywhere in the middle of the night.

The monsters under the bed might get me.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Trout fishing for ladies.....

I had to Google that.

Wished I hadn't.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Tell me right now!!!

The man died a particularly horrible death.

Can't see any humour in that.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Tell me right now!!!

Silicon???

Ooh posh.

I need to find somewhere for me knives though. Reaching into that drawer is deadly. It's only a matter of time before I lose a finger.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: The world as we know it, is ending.

Tidied.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Tell me right now!!!

Otherwise known as the drawer that always jams.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Tell me right now!!!

You LIKE washing up?????

Oct 19, 2018

RE: What are you wearing right this minute?

How do you get a personal down-thumber?

Does it go by number of posts or threads?

Come on CS. You need to make this information available to us.

Thomas the Tank Engine jarmies and calf length furry slippers.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: The world as we know it, is ending.

Harbinging pickings seem to be a bit thin on the ground around here.

Best I have is harbinger of dog walks or harbinger of tea and cake.

I'm going with, I am the harbinger of tea and cake.

And a cig.

I am the harbinger of tea and cake and a cigarette.

Might look good on a t-shirt.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Tell me right now!!!

I keep all my plastic cutlery in the cupboard with the paper plates.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: The world as we know it, is ending.

Ooh. "Harbinger". Sounds cool.

I want to be a "harbinger" as well.

I'm off to find something I can harbinge about.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Saudi Arabia

Nobody really listens to the French.

OPOct 19, 2018

Kleenex

Not if I'm wearing one of my sequined outfits.

Oct 19, 2018

RE: Saudi Arabia

Failure to lead the rest of the world in an appropriate response will be.

Oct 18, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

They'll miss us when we're gone.

Oct 18, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

wo. ho. wo. ho.

I can feel a song coming on.

Oct 18, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

Amongst other things.

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

I fell.

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

Honest.

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OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

c). Definitely c).

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

Why didn't I think of that?

Oct 18, 2018

RE: An Abundance Of Knowledge!

I once changed a ball valve in the toilet of a pub I frequented.

Didn't have to buy a pint for the rest of that day.

OPOct 18, 2018

Kleenex

Everything.

Man-bun, Manchuria, Isle of Man, mankind.

I need to find a remote desert island......................soon.

Oct 18, 2018

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

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