Johnny5IAJohnny5IA Forum Posts (721)

RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

Do your hands ever fight? Mine do, there´s a lot of envy between them

RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

My large part is being kept under wraps for now, do you want the small part?

RE: 4 letters 4 words part 1

Hypersonic Elephant Loves Plants

QVOL

RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

Do you fancy a small part in my next movie? I´ve got a large part

RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

You failed the audition, get over it

RE: 4 letters 4 words part 1

Rubber Utopia Devils Eggs

BOTW

RE: I am writing a book on "How to satisfy your partner"

I´ve starred in and directed the movie if anyone is interested. I was so rampant I did the extras as well as my co-stars

RE: Say Anything

I saw this poor old man fall over today, only €1-25 in his wallet

E-Minor

And on that note I´m going, bye.

RE: Who Makes a better President for the United States

Hi nonsmoker are you really a nonsmoker or are you an ex-smoker?

RE: What's your dream destination?

I like my bedroom and my toilet

RE: death penalty in USA

I didn´t write anything here, and you can´t prove it

RE: What roles do love and affection play in your life?

Should I touch myself?

RE: What roles do love and affection play in your life?

Thank you sir

RE: What do you want to be?

Just enjoy the ride and let your destiny take you to where you should be, or you could do someting else

RE: What roles do love and affection play in your life?

Those violins are rather small

RE: Bank Balance Wellness Meter

I´ll let you know when I win, I might buy you dinner or I might not buy you dinner, just depends what mood I´ll be in

RE: What roles do love and affection play in your life?

They don´t play any role because I´m singlemoping

RE: i always end up inlove

I thought he was a malfunctioning robot

RE: i always end up inlove

I dunno what happened in 2016 and now you´re telling me it´s 2018? Where does the time go?

RE: Best looking women in the world

Should form an orderly queue outside my door and be patient, also respect the no smoking policy.

RE: Camping Week(end)?

I´m not paying $20 if I can´t build a massive fire, what else is there to do? Can you harpoon salmon?

RE: i always end up inlove

With who or what?

RE: 2017

We find out that Vader is Lukes real father, apparently he has a sister too but I don´t believe that bit

Immigration rising in Australia

Is your granny Lizzy Burdsworth?

RE: Naughtiest Things You Did As A Child

Did you flush little kitty away? I just bet you did laugh

RE: 2017

I´m going to collect it, you´re coming with me

RE: 2017

I´m going to collect it, you´re coming with me

RE: 2017

RE: 2017

Is their a bounty on your head?

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