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RE: 2017

Why do sharks only eat wet people? I couldn´t find your beach thread

RE: Please tell me I'm not the only one with old men perving on me

Wish this guy above me would stop looking down, I´m trying to use the toilet in private here!

RE: Let's write a intriguing story. (A sentence at a time. Each sentence to contain something you can se

Edward Scissorhands, that´s why my head´s shaped like a remote control

RE: 2017

He´s dead, and a liar

RE: 2017

Is it already? What happened in 2016?

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 14

How do you make the video appear and not just the code?

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 14

RE: Am I handsome?

Yes, take your pants down

Adoption

My dog just found out he´s adopted and I´m not his real father, should I tell him where his real parents are and his 23 brothers and sisters?

RE: Cricket

Well that´s just wrong isn´t it? Somebody should stop you, no doubt the royals are cheering you on from behind closed doors.

RE: Cricket

You look like a sketch

New mobile phone not working

Here I ambouquet

RE: MARATHON

I watch my wedding video on rewind

Immigration rising in Australia

That conversation clearly never happened, it´s totally fabricated

RE: NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

Mine needs cleaning, you can give it a good lick

RE: 4 letters 4 words part 1

Lobster Eggs Never Run


GFTO

RE: what are the Irish known for...?

Incoherent banter

Immigration rising in Australia

Oh no not that Gibson dude, who else have you churned out? I´ld rather not know actually

RE: Is the Internet making people less likely to find a partner?

Hello cheekyhug

Immigration rising in Australia

Our dinghy fleet is the best in the world but we should be able to take you lot with kayaks. Why do you guys insist on swimming with sharks too, they bite you know

New mobile phone not working

Denounce Elizabeth and pledge allegiance to Letizia and Telefonica....or be disconnected

New mobile phone not working

Typical Colombian showing off, give us our gold back!

New mobile phone not working

I´m confused

New mobile phone not working

Never heard of a cellular phone, can you text on them?

RE: beeches are closed..

I think they like a bit of everything as long as it´s not spicy, it upsets their stomach

RE: I wanna buy you a coffee

I need some wood chopping up and my car needs a wash, also walk the dog and there´s some dishes in the sink

RE: beeches are closed..

Not here, you can use ours if you want, no floating turds in the sea here either like you have over there.

New mobile phone not working

Oh, are they the signal receivers?

New mobile phone not working

I´ve just bought a xylophone 6 but I can´t call anyone, also there are two sticks with rubber balls on the end, what are they for? Any suggestions techno geeks?

Blind date

Maybe ooby has smoked a dooby

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