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Dec 29, 2015 1:43 PM CST beeches are closed..
shark danger maybe JAWS on his waydoh
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Dec 29, 2015 1:47 PM CST beeches are closed..
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
pedro27: shark danger maybe JAWS on his way

Not here, you can use ours if you want, no floating turds in the sea here either like you have over there.
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Dec 29, 2015 1:51 PM CST beeches are closed..
Johnny5IA: Not here, you can use ours if you want, no floating turds in the sea here either like you have over there.


do sharks like human blood or just blood
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Dec 29, 2015 1:53 PM CST beeches are closed..
pedro27: shark danger maybe JAWS on his way
just tree trunks being blown around by frank.....
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Dec 29, 2015 1:56 PM CST beeches are closed..
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
pedro27: do sharks like human blood or just blood

I think they like a bit of everything as long as it´s not spicy, it upsets their stomach
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Dec 29, 2015 2:18 PM CST beeches are closed..
xxsmileyxx
xxsmileyxxxxsmileyxxHelsinki, Southern Finland Finland1 Threads 431 Posts
Johnny5IA: I think they like a bit of everything as long as it´s not spicy, it upsets their stomach
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Dec 30, 2015 11:25 AM CST beeches are closed..
michaelright: just tree trunks being blown around by frank.....


frank spencer?
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Dec 30, 2015 11:34 AM CST beeches are closed..
TheRedSquirrel87
TheRedSquirrel87TheRedSquirrel87Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK1 Threads 1,107 Posts
Johnny5IA: Not here, you can use ours if you want, no floating turds in the sea here either like you have over there.


I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
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Dec 30, 2015 11:38 AM CST beeches are closed..
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
pedro27: do sharks like human blood or just blood


I believe the Irish don't have to worry about sharks off their shores. Your most common is the spotted dogfish shark (which loves worms and crusty critters) and the 10 meter long basking shark (plankton lovers). Irish fisher dudes thought the dogfish shark had teeth that look like dog teeth.

wave
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Dec 30, 2015 11:42 AM CST beeches are closed..
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
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Dec 30, 2015 11:53 AM CST beeches are closed..
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.



Well camouflaged.
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Dec 30, 2015 11:57 AM CST beeches are closed..
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
Our waters in Durban are so warm we have Lots of shark attacks!
We just let people swim dunno
Let fate take it's course
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Dec 30, 2015 12:03 PM CST beeches are closed..
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.



Reminds me of a old and uncolorful ethnic joke about babies, dogs, and beaches. uh oh
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Dec 30, 2015 12:05 PM CST beeches are closed..
Bspoken4
Bspoken4Bspoken4My forest, Western Cape South Africa636 Posts
serena123: Our waters in Durban are so warm we have Lots of shark attacks!
We just let people swim
Let fate take it's course


And of course, we have the real McCoys here..."The Great White"
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Dec 30, 2015 12:09 PM CST beeches are closed..
if the floaters are big enough.....we can log roll......like the lumberjacks.do.grin flex flex
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Dec 30, 2015 12:10 PM CST beeches are closed..
serena123
serena123serena123durban, KwaZulu-Natal South Africa44 Threads 2 Polls 2,821 Posts
Bspoken4: And of course, we have the real McCoys here..."The Great White"

Should have seen the beaches over Christmas!
Couldn't see the sand!
Yep great surfing
LOTS of sharks!


wave hug
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Dec 30, 2015 12:11 PM CST beeches are closed..
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
pedro27: shark danger maybe JAWS on his way


I wouldn't worry too much about a shark killing you in Ireland , if the heat doesn't kill you, the humidity will.doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 30, 2015 12:11 PM CST beeches are closed..
there is a lot of water in the sea ....doh
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Dec 30, 2015 12:15 PM CST beeches are closed..
cruiser68
cruiser68cruiser68Red Cliffs, Victoria Australia9 Threads 704 Posts
truheart1941: if the floaters are big enough.....we can log roll......like the lumberjacks.do.


That means we have to wait until someone is constipated, before competition can start.....wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Dec 30, 2015 4:45 PM CST beeches are closed..
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
Beaches in England are full of sharks they'll have your money in no time if you let them
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