TheRedSquirrel87Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK1,107 posts
Johnny5IA: Not here, you can use ours if you want, no floating turds in the sea here either like you have over there.
I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
I believe the Irish don't have to worry about sharks off their shores. Your most common is the spotted dogfish shark (which loves worms and crusty critters) and the 10 meter long basking shark (plankton lovers). Irish fisher dudes thought the dogfish shark had teeth that look like dog teeth.
tomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK17,106 posts
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
TheRedSquirrel87: I love our floaters because without them families would go to the beach walking their pitbulls and slapping their kids. Every year I holiday at the British seaside so I can put on a wetsuit, sit amongst the turds and be on my own.
Reminds me of a old and uncolorful ethnic joke about babies, dogs, and beaches.
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