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You do not have to tell me over and over again you are Napoleon.


:: Jerry Lewis to a pshychiatrist

A fantastic sentence

A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop; I just added one word to improve the impact:

..... Only buses will stop here - not your time ... so keep walking your mind towards your goals.

do not rip your heart out ...

Hi again and thank you for the reply and link. If not for your reply I assumed every one in the EU is dead.

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If you do not possess willpower... you owe it to yourself to get it.

WH

do not rip your heart out ...

Indeed it is not a mystery why we do this from time to time. We beat ourselves on the head for hours or days because we made a specific mistake. Millions of years ago cave dwellers froze to death on beds of coal... and it was all around them, but they could not see it or use it. Today we are in danger of making the same mistakes, loads of information but we fail to search and study how to tame our emotions and achieve the ability to survive difficult periods or, be content. So relax a bit and remember we are humans and ... seek the help of others if the rocks you need to shift are heavy. Good luck, be patient and talk to God any time.

What was wrong with St.Peter ??

This guy just could not accept Jesus had a dearest friend and a lover, and most likely a child or two. It is a good SP left Russia and found an audience in Rome; to listen to his bull that he knows everything.

so they say... what do you say?

I wonder what men with small or a big pencil; can do better.

so they say... what do you say?

It has been announced that after careful study it is clear women with very small breasts can write better.


What have you heard or discovered about humans, or about this earth ??

attachments!

Money or success in themselves are not harmful.
It is only our attachment to them that destroys our peace of mind.

There is no perfect time to act

There is no use putting it off, waiting for the right time.
Your life will never be free of troubles, or things to do.
The right time to start is NOW.

diduknow

Millions of years ago the Mediterrean Sea became a desert.

Half of all the water on earth and now also it is sea water ... came from space; when it was common large meteors containing large body of ice slammed on earth.

RE: The Most Beautiful Love Quotes

Once I loved deeply and almost drowned ... now I love very lightly and minute by minute.

WH

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Once, I was in love so deep I nearly drowned ... now I love very lightly and minute by minute.


wh

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" u do not have to relax now; wait untill you have a heart attack"

Dr. Sam Grant

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" I wish I shaved my balls earlier and not waited untill I was 85 "

George Itchia

killer

and i am an angel of the land...imagine those who are sharks of the land

killer

ok ... i did some counting. in my case i would have killed around 63 SB

killer

i am a killer, but i am also a liar ... seriously, if not for the rule of law, how many would you have killed. i am not referring to innocent victims but those who deserve to be turned into debris.

most likely i would have taken down a few and no doubt this world would have been a better place.

no amateur or childish comments ... you are either with it or you are not

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Can u add one or two ?

: I do not care much for money, but when I sing I want to get paid.

: When I find it; I eat it.

: I may as well scratched my balls in front of a dozen hyenas

diduknow

thanks 4info ... did you know coca cola is banned from heaven, and god do not have beard

donothideyourwok ! ! !

hi again, fill your stove with soil and allow flowers to grow out from the burners ... you should win awards and plenty of joy once the idea becomes a reality ... good luck and send me a pic at, goldenhlt@ yahoo.com

is once enough for you ? ?

Yes indeed it is an important matter that we retain the life experience of the first life, but such is unlikely. The concept of my question is many never have enough time to live out all their ideas and plans ... thanks all for comments

RE: Whats Your Favorte Quote?

I am God, and who are you ?

RE: Home Remedies...

Smoky: maybe you can help on this one. Some one I know claimed it is better for heart burn; to have tea with the juice of the peel than the juice of the lemon fruit itself. I found no difference

what do you want to say ?

why every time I see a UFO, it is always painted black. Any one has experienced the same ? I am serious

diduknow

Did you know God does not appreciate, to say the least, those individuals who can step on the heads of evil but instead walk away, and sooner or later the same walkers complain they or someone close to them, are victims.

is once enough for you ? ?

thank u again Smoky for comments and video ... I surely cannot understand what people on this site want to comment on. The next blog will be informing them I am God, and then I see if they are induced to say something worthwhile. bye dear

is once enough for you ? ?

Living one life-time, is it enough for you or, ... you wish you get two or three chances ??

Personally, i want another one after the first

diduknow

a polar bear can swim one hundred kilometers in a day if needed

a rat can float in water for two days before expiring

diduknow

a polar bear can swim one hundred kilometers in a day if needed

a rat can float in water for two days before expiring

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