it was March 14th 1972, and just recently arrived to Canada from Malta, and while at the Toronto university...in the parking lot i noticed a man attempting to start his car in the freezing cold. being a good back yard mechanic i offered my help and the engine came to live. this man was thankful and invited me to go back in the university and have a hot drink. i accepted and learned he was a professor of economics and after learning i was fresh in the country and happy go lucky...he said i want to thank you for your help by sharing with you a few words of advice. sure i said, it will be much appreciated. well he said...Sam, this country is not what it seems and think long and hard where you sign your name or put your tool in. so many years ago and they remain so valuable the professor's words at their best.
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok.
Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates...No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates...Than ok
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank. Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President...No Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President of the world bank...Then OK
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year'. Said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty euros per visit', replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it', I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, eighty euros a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for 10 euros I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new car !'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
why is it most women use a plate as big as a euro and then place eggs and toast on it, then complain everywhere is full of crumbs and ants...why ,why, why??
why is it most women use a plate as big as a euro and then place eggs and toast on it, then complain everywhere is full of crumbs and ants...why ,why, why??
do not make it a habit of moving at a snail's pace when walking...such a performance will make you more depressed if you already are. if you can; push it and dance while you can
in most cases you have to keep going even when a situation gets hard or complicated...i learned about an event today to reinforce the concept why it is so important to ask for help and not give up. seeking help and sharing the info about our needs or concerns is a must ingredient for us to live a healthy or satisfying life. hence, do not try to move a mountain by yourself. friends and professionals are not perfect but help you they will
short stories only please:::: i said hello sweet, if i did not forget my wallet on the boat, i offer to buy you a drink...she said keep moving. yes she was sweet
if you are a male you may already know one of your nuts is bigger than the other...in jocho valley it is said if it is your left nut that is bigger; you will become a great hunter and have many wives. if it is the right; luck will not follow you far. here in jocho valley, you can visit a nice old lady in a bright yellow hut, and after handling your balls you will know the answer. one crazy night i proclaimed i had only one nut and they made me king. now i live in a deluxe hut, to say the least. if they find out i have three nuts they hang me upside down
the aim is not for any one to comment on what i wrote...you can say something about anything.
Castro was not amused when he discovered the C.I.A...was planning to find a way to make his beard disappear forever. this is a fact and i have no idea how C.I.A where going to accomplish this
It is 1.00am, Wednesday in Malta right now, and I made a mistake to respond to a junk question but you learn something every day...I hope some one will have an answer. Are you a gladiator or James Bond? she asked.
I replied...I am both. You are crazy, she said...every body knows what they are, she continued.
I knew I was crazy, but what about this one? And by the way, who the hell is James Bond ??
my car is 43 years old....and i don't know how long my wire is, that's right and that's my story tonight. the other story is i went for a swim in Gozo, today, plus i was a witness in a court case today too, same place... magnificent Gozo. i was surprised the court house is inside the Citadel...it was freezing inside,almost as much as the sea
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it was March 14th 1972, and just recently arrived to Canada from Malta, and while at the Toronto university...in the parking lot i noticed a man attempting to start his car in the freezing cold. being a good back yard mechanic i offered my help and the engine came to live. this man was thankful and invited me to go back in the university and have a hot drink. i accepted and learned he was a professor of economics and after learning i was fresh in the country and happy go lucky...he said i want to thank you for your help by sharing with you a few words of advice. sure i said, it will be much appreciated. well he said...Sam, this country is not what it seems and think long and hard where you sign your name or put your tool in. so many years ago and they remain so valuable the professor's words at their best.