Do you have a recurring dream? Do you dream at all? Do you fear sleep in case you do actually start to dream and this becomes a nightmare?..............If like me you have never dream'nt..............or certainly never remembered a dream....................what does this mean?
Which do you prefer? I actually enjoy staying in with a good bottle of wine and a dvd, staying out in clubs or bars is fine but the novelty wears off. How is it for you?
If you are going on a holiday this year................were are you going and why?...............My first one is to the UK to visit relations...............the other is to Sicliy ..................this is for pure pleasure. Do you like to relax on holiday or go for adventure?
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One : Don't miss the boat. Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done Six : Build your future on high gro und. Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the
cheetahs. Nine : When you're stressed, float a while. Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
I'm working that night, and would have toleave very early from lunch, probably before most people turned up in fact, so won't make this one........maybe next time.....good luck with it anyway..........bon apetit
This could NOT have been U of Md graduate!!!!!! Or could it be in recent years.
Begin forwarded message:Subject: A man goes into the doctor.
He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will."
"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books. "I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places
Yes phew, mixed up one of them, showing it twice too lol, but hey, if others took pix as well it wouldn't happen. At least the rest of the world gets to see how lovely you maltese ladies are
You and KT are two of the nicest and most genuine people it's been my pleasure to meet, and for me, the real success story of CS Malta.................best wishes to the both of you
Thought I would share this with you. Copy of a letter sent by a gentleman named Nigel Johnson-Hill (who lives at Park Farm, Liphook ) to Rt Hon David Miliband MP, Secretary of State, Dept for Environment Food & Rural Affairs and dated 16th May last.
Dear Secretary of State
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs.
I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.
In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the Eu under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these? As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven't reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this?
My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was £1,422 in 1968. That is - until this year, when he received his £3,000 cheque for not rearing any from you.
If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the year first. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about £2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradeable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases? Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don't rear?
I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current DEFRA advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above you will realise that I will be toally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits. I shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.
I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans. I got put through to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited, and asked me if I could drive a truck.
Wasn't it Nostradamus who predicted that the next world war would between the muslims and cristians?.......Our so called political leaders are surely pushing us in that direction...........
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A night out? Or a night in?
When and where?