Bed or Cake??? (20)
I would have gone to bed while the cake was baking....
Talk about having your cake and eating it too.....lol
MARTI: I would have gone to bed while the cake was baking....
But of course 
And a cuppa to go down well..
And a cuppa to go down well..
It might be better if its a cream cake to take it to bed with you...... 
Cream, cake, bed....?.....yes...as I usually say at this time of the evening.....I could do with a bit of crumpet myself...!!!
lisajane: It might be better if its a cream cake to take it to bed with you......
MARTI: I would have gone to bed while the cake was baking....
But then you would have paid him twice sweet MARTI, and would have risked burning the cake, if you liked what you were doing, and wanted to do it again .....and...again!!
antcus: But then you would have paid him twice sweet MARTI, and would have risked burning the cake, if you liked what you were doing, and wanted to do it again .....and...again!!
But noooooooo...Anctus!
He would have to stay by the oven to watch over the cake while i went to bed...Antcus What Did You Think I Am huh??
MARTI: But noooooooo...Anctus!
He would have to stay by the oven to watch over the cake while i went to bed...Antcus What Did You Think I Am huh??
He would have to stay by the oven to watch over the cake while i went to bed...Antcus What Did You Think I Am huh??
Good reply!¬
MARTI: But noooooooo...Anctus!
He would have to stay by the oven to watch over the cake while i went to bed...Antcus What Did You Think I Am huh??
He would have to stay by the oven to watch over the cake while i went to bed...Antcus What Did You Think I Am huh??
Sorry MARTI, but to me it is really missing all the fun for a piece of cake!!! Unless you prefer cakes to bananas!! Sorry could'nt help that!
antcus: Sorry MARTI, but to me it is really missing all the fun for a piece of cake!!! Unless you prefer cakes to bananas!! Sorry could'nt help that!
Depends who Marti's dreaming about while she's in bed!!
As one of the wonderful withcy sisters Marti is obviously very picky and choosy about her fruit and the quality of her baking 
FlowerOfTheSnow: Depends who Marti's dreaming about while she's in bed!! As one of the wonderful withcy sisters Marti is obviously very picky and choosy about her fruit and the quality of her baking
She was obviously thinking of me!!
As a "hands on" man, I have come up with a good idea. Bring the oven by the bedside. So according to MARTI the man would watch over the cake, but still be in bed.......hands on!! Energy saving solution? Or solution generating energy?
FlowerOfTheSnow: Depends who Marti's dreaming about while she's in bed!! As one of the wonderful withcy sisters Marti is obviously very picky and choosy about her fruit and the quality of her baking
Thanks sis
Very well said..
MARTI: Thanks sis
Very well said..
Very well said..
My pleasure sis!
FOS
Can you figure it ULI, how I put a cake in the oven and finish by having a bun??
This is a serious matter.!!
This is a serious matter.!!
antcus:
Can you figure it ULI, how I put a cake in the oven and finish by having a bun??
This is a serious matter.!!
Can you figure it ULI, how I put a cake in the oven and finish by having a bun??
This is a serious matter.!!
Look up the expression "a bun in the oven" Antcus and you will have your answer!!!FlowerOfTheSnow: Look up the expression "a bun in the oven" Antcus and you will have your answer!!!
I know what bun in the oven means, but the joke was how I was supposed to find a bun if I put in a cake. The bun could be found somewhere else a bit more exciting and a little less hot!!
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FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
DARLING,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE UNITED UTILITIES WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE PROPERLY
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE FRIGIDAIRE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
CUBBYS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS,
AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!