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I HATE tea. That's why Her Majestry had me thrown out of the country! mumbling

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Loookiiiiin'? You're wanted!!!

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RUM - I whine enough already!

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JD and Diet Coke would work better...devil

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THis will match your holey socks, my son.devil

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I am sure you believe you have fully cleaned, but I can offer you a second opinion if you wish, my child.

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This is a good idea.

You can treat me once... and retreat me later!!! then you will be forgiven. angel

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Why - did the spiders eat them all?

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All seed is good seed my child

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My son. You need a cold shower. devil

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Posterior punishment duration is dependent on the size of the aforementioned backside.

(I anticipate a good couple of weeks with Molly). devil devil devil

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Remember the teachings and turn the other cheek.... devil

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I forgive you, and myselfangel

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My daughter, I cannot forgive you for turning your back on something so important and necessary in our lives. Something that brings joy and peace to millions!

Kebabs are a vital part of life, so you MUST look at them again or I will punish you!devil

Being a man of the cloth, I will pass on any smutty comments about looking at kebabs, else I will be forced to punish myself.... and I promised myself no more than 17 times a day!

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You are forgiven for your words, my son angel Truth is never punished!

However, you are also punished for your behaviour. Drinking! (and not sharing)devil

RE: When u decide it;s the end of ur relationship, What to u do ?

I create a new thread on CS and throw mud!

RE: Just wanna get married!!!!

ooooor, maybe a profile rewrite is in order... professor

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For displaying your Big Dipper on the Big Dipper you are to be punisheddevil A lifetime on the merry-go-round. No more up and down for you, my son!

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Then tweaks after twerks

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See me after confession for some tweaking!

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Then your badness will not go unpunisheddevil

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My son, the party will indeed be huge. And you are more than welcome to come and watch it take place through the window devil

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The WD40 will help turn it from a batON into a batIN... and you are forgiven angel

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My son, whilst we cannot retract the words we say, those to receive them must also take partial responsibility for allowing, and sometimes choosing them to penetrate their minds. You are forgiven angel .

However, if you do not stop SHOUTING in your threads, you will be punished in ways you never thought possible. devil

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Just PM me several high resolution photos of you being bad and it will be truly forgivenangel

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I angel you for your impure thoughts. What are we but flesh and blood?
I angel you for wishing the removal of staff from imposing their dominion on the threads on their own site. We all need to be trusted. Every bird must fly the nest and cannot be looked over forever.

However, for the misspelling of the word FROM, you are banished to hell for all eternitydevil devil devil

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Punishments are only given out for particularly terrible crimes.... unless you ask me nicely! devil

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There's not been one for a long time.

Confess all and Father Grumpy will either:

angel forgive you, or

devil punish you.

RE: Attractive...

Careful, he may poach you!

RE: Attractive...

No, but as an old CSer (CynicalOrange) once said to me. If you can imagine it, there's pron for it!

Ah, we spent a fun evening thinking up scenarios and Googling them...

I totally lubbed her!

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