My daughter, I cannot forgive you for turning your back on something so important and necessary in our lives. Something that brings joy and peace to millions!
Kebabs are a vital part of life, so you MUST look at them again or I will punish you!
Being a man of the cloth, I will pass on any smutty comments about looking at kebabs, else I will be forced to punish myself.... and I promised myself no more than 17 times a day!
My son, whilst we cannot retract the words we say, those to receive them must also take partial responsibility for allowing, and sometimes choosing them to penetrate their minds. You are forgiven .
However, if you do not stop SHOUTING in your threads, you will be punished in ways you never thought possible.
I you for your impure thoughts. What are we but flesh and blood? I you for wishing the removal of staff from imposing their dominion on the threads on their own site. We all need to be trusted. Every bird must fly the nest and cannot be looked over forever.
However, for the misspelling of the word FROM, you are banished to hell for all eternity
Confessions Thread
I HATE tea. That's why Her Majestry had me thrown out of the country!