On this site at least, losing phrases like "I am open to a variety of ladies. My favorite combination is blonde with blue eyes." might help. It makes you sound unbelievably shallow. It's just missing "...with big t*ts." to be truly dreadful.
Casinos never gamble! With the odds in your favour, you are never gambling but investing.
As soon as the player places his chips on the table they are yours, whilst he has anything up to a 14% (or more) house edge against them.
This is why the Mormon Church bankrolls so much in Vegas, they know it is a good business opportunity.
Any casino that loses over time is due to bad management..
The closest legal way you can get close to nullifying the House Edge is card counting in Blackjack. If they so much as suspect you're counting they will simply refuse your action.
Do you mean you played 15 years ago and again recently, or have you been playing for 15 years? If the latter, that single zero 2.7% house edge is going to eat you alive. (Don't even get me started on American Roulette) . Why anyone would play that game......
I actually work in the gaming industry and teachieve player psychology. The definition of "Pro" gamblers is that they are, on the whole, winners. Sure, they will have losing sessions, even months at a time, but overall they will be iñ peofit. Anyone who calls himself a professional but consistantly loses is at best a serious hobbyist and at worst addicted.
True professionals tend to be poker players or sports bettors. Skill and experiwnce can ibfluence the results. Those who consider themselves pro casino players tend to be deluding themselves. With the exception of blackjack there is nothing one can do to beat the natural house edge built into those games.
I have dealt with players to have won 100,000 on a single bet. I have worked with players who have lost that much in a week. Win the World Series of Poker and you're 7 or 8 million dollars richer, but unlike you or I, those guys would not quit there but keep on playing. Poker pros see the money as a way to keep playing. A means to an end - that end being the buy-in to the next tourney.
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Grumpywriter Forum Posts (702)
Hi Mimi.
RE: What can I do?
On this site at least, losing phrases like "I am open to a variety of ladies. My favorite combination is blonde with blue eyes." might help. It makes you sound unbelievably shallow. It's just missing "...with big t*ts." to be truly dreadful.And possibly lose the Sampras photo...