RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear Dorothy..Hurry up and give me sunrise so I can go for my power walk..I'm scared of the dark

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

Yep it's so wrong on all levels

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I'm not fussy..I'm desperate sad flower

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

laugh

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I need that thingy what is it called? daydream

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

My state is expensive

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I'm talking about the ball bouncing high between my thighs laugh

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Does the suction suck?

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

All the prices have gone up here.

I decided this coming Sunday I will make a roast dinner for one which is me..I bought lamg to roast the size of my palm..Bloody $32..That's with out the rest to go with my meal..Near $50 for a meal laugh

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

When I bounce?

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

I miss the price of my banana's..I'm now paying $7 a kilo.

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Stick when moist?

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I get an urge to sit on those balls in the shop daydream

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I only see balls in the shop roll eyes

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Palmy gal is on the ball daydream

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear Diary..Make sure you remind Palm to remind Merc to reply to her mail to get male

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear diary I have 42 emails in my inbox..Could they possibly moved to the box between my legs?

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I'm always doing kegels even when I'm posting

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

How to do Kegel exercises

To get started:

Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic floor muscles, stop urination in midstream. Once you've identified your pelvic floor muscles you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easiest to do them lying down at first.

Perfect your technique. To do Kegels, imagine you are sitting on a marble and tighten your pelvic muscles as if you're lifting the marble. Try it for three seconds at a time, then relax for a count of three.
Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.

Repeat three times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 to 15 repetitions a day.

For continued benefits, make Kegel exercises a permanent part of your daily routine.

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

My squeeze would break an elephants neck cartwheel

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

The taste of my fruit cartwheel

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I'm raring to giddy up laugh

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

I wanna ride till he bleeds from blisters

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Your a champ

RE: What do you miss the most after being home so much because of the coronavirus fear

A wax salon

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear Diary.. I wanna know who is feeling wet or standing at attention on CS?

RE: dear diary, i can't take it anymore

Dear Diary..After Corona is all over. will there ever be a man game enough to pop my cherry? daydream cartwheel shimmy

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

I love camping not glamping.

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

Make that two car spaces..No waxing salon available.

RE: Boris Johnson doesn't comb his hair becoz

I drink tea and use public transport laugh

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