Butin Forum Posts (1,900)

Is it me. I don't know

. You won't get though customs.......cause you look like a gangster.....

RE: Are you Woke ?

perhaps. You need a good Woking.

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

This guy climbs out .sewer hole in the road. His workmates step back holding their nose......POERrtttttttttttt. Jesus. You stinkrotten...........and look at the state. Of you..... Covered....ln s hi it.........he said. Sorry guys. But. You. See .my. Ssndwiches. That my wife packed me for lunch. Slipped from my. Pocket. And sank. So I dived in. To find them. Every thing is alright now. He held out his arm. .holding on to a soggy bag... I. Found them.

RE: Favorite Guitar Players

Ah .sorry mate I did.nt know.......buy a wig. A long one....,.hippie

RE: Favorite Guitar Players

Who wrote this crap thred. ?????????

Is it me. I don't know

. Hi.debs. Fancy a rollsround the floor. You do ...???????? Well I don't never mind......A....

RE: Has anyone seen a new all-electric car being built in Germany?

gal. I.ll never understand why are American cars so big.......across and length.......????????

RE: Favorite Guitar Players

Ken woods.

Is it me. I don't know

I value your opinion. Uncle fester lol.

Is it me. I don't know

A few year ago. There was so. Much fun and laughter..........I kinda miss that. Now days. There is still. Laughter. But not much.......life is to short to argue all the time.......if humour. Upsets you. Don't join in.......I don't mean that to sound nasty. What ever is said. Take it with a smile.....andreply back with a better comment. I know this has been said before. But it still rings true.... Pete.

RE: Has anyone seen a new all-electric car being built in Germany?

hi. Gal. My friend years ago. Bought a Volkswagen. Beetle. He had to open a window before he could close. The door. ...it. Was that air. Tight. I joke not. Pete.

RE: Has anyone seen a new all-electric car being built in Germany?

Let's. Be honest. You can't beat the Germans at building cars.

RE: Jack of all trades...

Hole for sale. 6foot sq by 4foot deep.. make a nice. Paddling pool for children. 50$. As new. Buyer collect.

RE: Today is Pancake day, how do you like yours?

. You talking. To me???????skinny guts.

RE: Today is Pancake day, how do you like yours?

Medium. Rare. With. Mustard......

RE: Meekness

truly so. F/off

RE: Today is Pancake day, how do you like yours?

. Cooked

RE: Warning....anything I type in this thread...maybe in french

I. Can speak. Four. Lanuages. British,lamerican/New Zealand /. Aussie

RE: CS Valentine message board 2021...

A bit late I know. I just hope your valentine's
Day was what you wanted........... Pete.

RE: Are You Undateable?

I really don't know. most males on here look as if th y are ready. For the slaughter house as dog meat.....????

RE: Daily Chuckle ...

Wife.says to husband. This room. Needs painting........see you later going. Shopping. By the time she returns. Paddy.ha d finished. The wife looked at his work . Said What s lovely job he had done.....really nice.she looked at. Paddy. And was sweating. Buckets. Then saw he. Was wearing two overcoats. She asked why are. You wearing two coats......????????he said .on the tin .it said. Using two coats your.d get s better finish....,.,..

RE: CS Valentine message board 2021...

Oh em I'd love to say I wrote it myself but it's from a girls group I'm in, I'm learning loads
If I get any more I'll pass them on


Haaaaaa. Good luck with the group........... pete

RE: CS Valentine message board 2021...

. Really. We have.nt met yet??????

RE: TP wars, how much do you use?

One a month. I use both sides........if I go run out.out comes the tin foil........which can be cleaned by using a pressure hose....in the garden.....

RE: CS Valentine message board 2021...

. Hi Tommy boy. Did you send a card to your right. Hand .......... h

RE: The Queen of CS

. What ??????? No fish..

RE: The Queen of CS

. Oh goody.willit be in s display cabinet. ?¿????????

RE: The Queen of CS

. You misread the thred. Name. It said nominate. A Queen. Not a queer.

RE: This is what I had for dinner tonight.

Ditto.

RE: This is what I had for dinner tonight.