MrBoDanglesMrBoDangles Forum Posts (270)

RE: Does it exist.

thumbs up

Never a truer word spoken

I was watching Oz sky news and the clip showed Gretta Thomberg complaining about how the Brits should be blamed for the industrial Revolution. The sun never sets. Most kiwis and perhaps Ozzies are thankful for your/our rule of law, reading/writing and the steam engine.

I'm extremely thankful.

wave

RE: My Taste In Music

Can't take you anywhere.

Jellied eels, blimmin heck mate

Where's your mate rabbiting on about the marbles?

RE: boring boring...many of you...don't know what a conversation is

He's alright man, a little far fetched but he's alright. He just says what he's thinking. No harm, no foul.

To be blunt, I could imagine getting on the piss with Chalmers.......he's genuine, your not. Don't tell people to shut up, it's the farken internet. Now go in the naughty corner thumbs down

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

Trying to put out a song but the youtube algorithms are doing my ball bag in. Thank God for the Dons new network.

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Amazing coincidence

"What were the chances of that?" Odds or evens, Stevens or what's her face?

Red, black or a big fat zero on the roulette wheel? Life's a gamble.........21, pontoon or hoot'n annie?

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RE: Does anyone know what a conversation is?

"Does anyone know what a conversation is?"

I tried but no one answered. I reckon it might have something to do with cancel culture? laugh


Here's a heads up the next time you try and have an actual conversation, just nod in agreement whilst thinking in the back of your head """"WTF""""

You're not allowed to have a difference of opinion because if you did, the UN and Co will wipe your mouth out with soap.

David Jones in fine form:

RE: Which Cheese is the most popular in England

I'm not 100% sure about this but I'm guessing that creme brulee isn't one of them. Never the less. I reckon cheese burgers and a lashing of HP sauce with a bacon butty would be my guess.

beer

With a wee ale to wash it down with.

RE: Do you like those dried up onion.

The onion is a complex of complexities. Similar to an apple I guess when the core is ripe for the pickings with Johny apple seeds.

The onion, peel it back like a banana. There's gold in them thar hills

RE: Do you think...men are from mars and women are from Venus

Come on mate, this is the year of "enlightenment".

Show some manners for Gawwwd sake. The powers that be (UN) prefer the term "chest feeding" as opposed to those au natural woman peculiarities. cheers

Keep up with the play bro, for it has been written, changed and subjugated laugh

RE: Do you think...men are from mars and women are from Venus

It's a catch 22 of the highest order. Of course men mansplain but it's nothing compared to the constant wommins nagging. I only asked for a sandwich and then she went ballistic rolling on the floor laughing

As for "men are from mars and women are from Venus", I'm quite certain that women are the holders of the v,jay,jay and men are of penise

RE: The world has gone mad…

C'mon mate, give the bloke a chance. I'm sure he looks pretty in a dress.

Word on the street is that Bidens moobs are a sight to be hold and Hunters crack is to die for.


MAGA thumbs up

RE: 8 prominent Doctors and scientists ...

Asking for a friend:

As a Kiwi, and can't travel yet. What would be the best way to travel without a visa, greencard or whatevs?

I'll take my chancers on the border. I'll even ask for Kamel Toes autograph if she'll meet meet me there. Chances of that are slim though, apparently she hates borders.

Maybe, just maybe Kamel Toe hates Kiwis help

RE: 8 prominent Doctors and scientists ...

I was about to get the covid shot until my thoughts came rushing back to me. Remember the good o'l days before penicillin. The dik scrapper

If you thought the penice scraper was bad, wait until it goes ballistic.

I'm not an 'anti-vaxer' or 'climate-change denier' but I'll just hold my water in the mean time thank you very mucho gusto

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dharmic Faiths / Hinduism

I only mentioned that because in NZ, our universities offer scholarships to Pacific Islanders and "Fijian Indians" were claiming the same status as "Pacific Islanders". thumbs up

RE: whats your tone of voice when speaking online?

"heavy panting"????

The mind boggles. It's a jungle out there. My only suggestion would be wear suitable pants and perhaps nappies? Heavy panting indeed. confused

RE: Which is more honest...some with a fake profile photo or someone without a photo?

""Which is more honest...some with a fake profile photo or someone without a photo?""

I'm not sure, it's a catch 22 predicament but funny you should ask. I'm pondering whether I should get breast implants or a penice extension.

It's all fake and bake. Our wommin of the year is Laurel Hubbard. She/he is a roll model similar to Caitlyn Jenner.

RE: Dharmic Faiths / Hinduism

Namaste thumbs up

What's your opinion as a 'Fijian Indian' regarding whether or not 'Fijian Indians' should be classed and/or classified as "Pacific Islanders"?

I've never been to India or Fiji but India has always been a mystery to me especially with the many cultures, religions and intelligence for example. I've always been fascinated by the Sikhs.

cheers

RE: Irish Bands

I nominate the wild colonial boy thumbs up


RE: Irish Bands

I used to like U2 in their earlier days with classics like "BOY", "October" etc etc but now whenever I hear U2 I feel like chundering because of Bono the bonehead's holier than thou God complexion.

Stiff Little Fingers aren't too bad though and Snow Patrol esp "chasing cars"

RE: CS women vs Local Women

Locusts? Nah, it's just Ali rubbing his legs together in anticipation laugh

RE: CS women vs Local Women

I prefer women in all their shape and glory but I'm not really too interested in walking letter boxes.

RE: Do you think...men are from mars and women are from Venus

I heard that identity politics only suit those with an 'agender'. Especially those that pretend to be a victim whilst not ticking the right boxes. No worries though Jac, you're not one to tick boxes because you prefer being a mixed Caucacity or perhaps causality. Either way, you prefer playing the 'victim role/status' because otherwise you might have to be honest and responsible for your own actions.

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RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Good on ya Ali cheers

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Euro Woman Vs American woman

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To be honest though, I prefer the full package.

What do you reckon Ali, do you prefer the blue or black burqa? love

RE: songs about crying

RE: We are all going to get burnt

It's almost like a catch 22. I'll tell ya what, I'll trade Jacinda Ardern for Trudeau.......let's see which card trumps on the river.

MAGA (Make Ardern Go Away)

RE: We are all going to get burnt

To be honest, I found her tone on the phone to be quite demeaning.

"Customer Service"????that's the last time I call Gretta babes hotline. It's a bloody emergency God Damn it

RE: Thoughts For The Day

Ahoy there me hearty as Penzance shows beacons.

The Mayflower has set sail yet salt, crackers and lanterns are a beckoning.

What shall we do with the drunkin sailor?




Put him in the long boat till he sobers? May the strong wind blow your sails

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