As was I, and it doesn't bother me either, as I've heard worse being said without a challenge, not that I'm challenging you mind, I just had to mention..
An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman walk into an English bar... Credit to my friend for this one.
Everyone orders drinks, and are brought an additional drink for free.
"See?" says the Englishman, "When you order a drink in an English bar, they give you a second one for free."
"That's nothing," says the Scot, "When you order a drink in a Scottish bar, they give you TWO free drinks. Three drinks for the price of one!"
"It's even better in Ireland," says the Irishman, "Sometimes, when you order a drink, you get free drinks the rest of the night, and then some shenanigans upstairs afterward."
The Scot and the Englishman are astounded and slightly disbelieving. "Wow! Really?"
The Irishman says "Well, I PERSONALLY have never experienced it, but it's happened to my sister a number of times."
To be sure M'am, it's secret or dishonest activity or the silly behaviour if you ain't got a sense of humour
Try this one..
An organ grinder and his capuchin monkey are hired to perform at a local pub The organ grinder is happily taking requests from the patrons, but his monkey is in rare form on this particular evening. The monkey is dancing around on tables, stealing food, lifting cigarettes, and getting into various other shenanigans. At one point, the monkey hops up on the bar and starts picking on a couple of blokes who have just ordered a pint. One of the men suddenly calls out to the organ grinder:
“Sir, do you know your monkey’s balls are in my beer?”
The organ grinder stops playing for a moment and scratches his head before replying.
“Hmmmm. It doesn’t ring any bells, but if you hum a couples lines I might be able to play it!”
Marijuana isn't chemical Ches, it's a herb, I remember stories of the Mujaheddin smoking some good hash before going into battle with the Russians in Afghanistan.. I guess the ones the Brits got in this video was a bit of a ballix
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