jlw45 Forum Posts (15,566)

HELP ME!!!!....

HELP ME!!!!....

....lol...i know...the cats out of the bag on that one.....and, i've always wondered...who put that cat in the bag anyway?

HELP ME!!!!....

thank ya'll

HELP ME!!!!....

oops...HAVING not properly introduced myself..........

HELP ME!!!!....

damnit, this forum stuff is super addictive....lol....i'm hooked ....sorry i did'nt properly introduce myself before i started butting in on the post's...nobody has insinuated that...i just kinda' felt...well, rude...have not properly introduced myself.....hi everybody...my name's joel....nice to be here....its really pretty fun....i hope i'm not too opinionated...i know i can be at times...so i'll give a preimptive apology....oh yea, and my spelling can be awful at times too ....oh well, here i am...........

hunting dog....

hunting dog....

....dang....finally....somebody liked it.....thanx ''r''..............

hunting dog....

....lol.....and?...what happend to him....im a bit of a hypocondriac....not really,...j/k

hunting dog....

damnit, i was hoping somebody would like this....i almost got corpal tunnel typing it....lol.....oh well....

RE: What's on your bucket list?

What's on your bucket list?.....clean my bucket

ok...how about this one....

sorry,...lol....

ok...how about this one....

two peanuts were walking threw central park...and one was asalted.......

RE: alone with myself

stop it...too funny

RE: alone with myself

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hunting dog....

billy joe goes over to show boudine his new hunting rifle and says...''come on, you gotta' see how this thang shoots''....and boudine says...''ok, but we gotta' take ole' blue''.....now, ole' blue was an old, old hunting dog...he looked like an old age home for flea's....billy joe says...''you can't be serious?''...boudine says...;''he dont look like much but, he's hell on wheels once he gets goin'''...so they drop the tail gate on the truck and boudine slaps on the bed of the truck and says...''come on blue...load up boy''...the old dog just stands there and looks at 'em....boudine has to pick him up and put him in the truck....billy joe says...''are you sure about this?''...boudine says...''oh yea...he's hell on wheels once he gets goin'...''so they get to where there going and get blue out of the truck and there walking down a dirt road when they happen on a racoon in the tree....billy joe says...''just whatch how this gun shoots''....boudine says...''WAIT...lets let blue have him''...''well if you think he can handle it''...says billy joe....boudine picks up a rock, throws it at the 'coon...the coon jumps out of the tree...and like greased lightning, blue is on it and screws the coon to death...billy joe says ''damn, i didnt think ole' blue had it in 'em''...boudine says...''i told ya'...he's hell on wheels once he gets going...''....so, they walk down the road some more and theres a bobcat in the tree....same thing happens....boudine picks up a rock...throws it at the bobcat...and like greased lightning blue screws him to death....they walk down the road some more, where they see a black bear asleep in the tree...billy joe says...''ole blue cant handle this''...boudine says...''lets give him a chance''....so, boudine picks up a rock and throws it at the bear....nothing....so boudine picks up a stick and wings it at the sleeping bear...nothing...boudine says...''im gonna' have to kick him out''.....so, he climbs up the tree...and while he's holding onto a branch...he reaches over and starts trying to kick the bear out of the tree...the bear wakes up, seeing whats going on and slaps boudine out of the tree...and he's falling he screams...''SHOOT BLUE!!!''.............

RE: alone with myself

lol....i thaught this was another m**turbating thread....j/k

RE: just tell someone

...lol...thats punny

RE: just tell someone

it would be one hell of a ride from tex to minn

RE: just tell someone

but, back to the healthy thing....

RE: just tell someone

...you bet it could....AND, it would be healthy.....hmmmmm

RE: just tell someone

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RE: just tell someone

...oops... meant to click on that little blushing guy....lol

RE: just tell someone

....hmmm...olive oil...sounds like a lubricant....

RE: just tell someone

...as popeye would say....garshk

RE: just tell someone

...i'll flirt with ya'

RE: what was the most

....lol....with your handle an all....i thaught....oh well...thats what i get for assumeing....

RE: what was the most

...hey shipoker.... was just wondering if you had a boat there in tampa bay....?....my brother used to have a 42' famosa ketch in bradington....it was alot of fun....eggmont key is a really cool place to anchor out....

RE: what was the most

....lol...i geuss you were thrilled for that to be over....i was looking at it from a whole other perspective, i geuss you could say.... i had the easy part....

RE: what was the most

...seeing my two daughters being born....if you could bottle that feeling i had on those days...it would be illegle....

RE: What would you do if.........

....let me geuss....hmmm...he travels there for biuseness....am i right?....dump this looser and find someone who is true to YOU....move on.....