Manyfeathers Forum Posts (243)

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

The most exciting part of a bulimic's birthday party is the part when the cake leaps out of the girl

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is psychotherapy so much quicker for men than for women?

When it's tome to back to his childhood, he's already there.

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before money was invented, what did women find attractive about men??

The only time a woman values a man's company is when he owns it.

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

"Waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig!!"

"I'm doing my best, sir."

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

AHO Life is a thank you.

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

Thanks, here's another one

What do electric train sets & breasts have in common?

They're intended for children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them.

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real women don't have hot flushes.

They have POWER SURGES.

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

A man was in a restaurant & the waiter brought him his meal in a nosebag.

"What's the meaning of this?'' asked the man very pissed off.

"Oh, sorry sir, said the waiter, "I misunderstood. The chef told me that you come in every Tuesday & eat like a horse."

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

"Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup."

"Yes, sir, they're dreadful swimmers."

" YOU MUST BE JOKING'', IT'S AFTER DINNER.

Eat a Prune!!

Start a movement!!!

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat??

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a new husband & a new dog?

Ayear later, the dog is still pleased to see you.

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men are like chocolates.

They never last long enough.

"ONE FOR THE LADIES", I need a GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"

What do you have when you've got two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly committed? A Mental Institution.

Keep it going ladies. I need a good laugh today.

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RE: Curse!

ka ti potzinno mangia i cognilie

may you be eaten by rabbits

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Thank you, you're awesome.

RE: Should a Man ALWAYS pay for the first Date / Dinner etc ... ?

THE MAN ALWAYS PAYS----------------------------

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"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Hi Guys,

Just letting you know, The recovery will take longer than first anticipated according to the surgeons & will be out of action until February 2009, at least.

Meanwhile, I spend my time following the Global meltdown of the world financial markets.

Manyfeathers.

RE: Girls, get it out of your system!!!

I have long hair & have my body waxed, Does that count?

RE: Make the above person blush...

HEY!!!!

RE: Make the above person blush...

Lets ride horses bare back & butt naked, then a beautiful hot tub, followed by a candle lit dinner, then out to a Salsa club, dance all night, come home to a sensual massage with your favorite oil & make love to daybreak.

RE: Name one thing that you like.

At the moment!!!

NO PAIN

RE: Name one thing you hate.

I hate wealthy people that are stuck up & don't use their wealth to help needy people.

RE: Is it acceptable to tell a complete stranger that she is beautiful?

Some more than others

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Thanks for the encouragement. Yes, I will recover & come back bigger, better, stronger.

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Yes, I'm alive & I am gratefull. Thank you.

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Thanks Des,

RE: What's Your Favorite Quote?

JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE.

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Thank you

RE: What's Your Favorite Quote?

K.I.S.S.

Keep It Simple Stupid.

"I'm gratefull, I'm alive".

Hi Guys,

I have been in an accident, injurying my leg & my back.

I am coming to terms that I can't do the things that I so took for granted in my everyday life. My 2 great loves in life is to walk marathons & to dance.

My diagnosis is, 2 crushed discs in my vertebrae & the cushioning in my right knee has been damaged.

I am off work indefinitely.

I am not looking for sympathy, because I believe that this is just a test, to see how I handle the situation.

Sure, I felt anger & frustration, but I am gratefull to be alive.

Have you been stopped by an accident & how have you dealt with it.

Manyfeathers