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Oct 29, 2008 7:32 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.
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Oct 29, 2008 7:35 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Do you know a curse......we know they have no power....but some are funny!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:36 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.



I like this one....wave wink hug laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:39 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I like this one....



Some have got good messages and some are funny!



The man who takes a second wife should never have been so fortunate as to get rid of the first!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:40 PM CST Curse!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK270 Threads 9 Polls 18,384 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Do you know a curse......we know they have no power....but some are funny!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!


And thats a whole heap of fleas!!!



laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:41 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
May all your teeth fall out except for the one with the toothache!



professor grin uh oh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:43 PM CST Curse!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.



You mean cut his hands off ??!!!! laugh laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:43 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
Sir! May you have a thousand itches in your britches after a manicure!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:43 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
I found a funny one;

Work is the curse of the drinking classlaugh laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:45 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
jpunk: You mean cut his hands off ??!!!!




I don't know? Ask MS Bobbit!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:48 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
mylifewithu: I found a funny one;

Work is the curse of the drinking class



May the dogs of your town, think you are a fire hydrant.rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:50 PM CST Curse!
Manyfeathers
ManyfeathersManyfeathersWerrimull, Victoria Australia21 Threads 1 Polls 393 Posts
ka ti potzinno mangia i cognilie

may you be eaten by rabbitsconfused dunno
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Oct 29, 2008 7:51 PM CST Curse!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I don't know? Ask MS Bobbit!




er.......ouch!!! uh oh ........I'd rather not!!!!


laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:52 PM CST Curse!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
May he contract a thousand doses of clap and be cured from all but the first!
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Oct 29, 2008 7:52 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
May all of Santa's reindeer get the shits on your roof!


professor santa waving reindeer reindeer santa waving





rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:55 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: May the dogs of your town, think you are a fire hydrant.
wink laugh laugh Thats funny
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Oct 29, 2008 7:55 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: May all of Santa's reindeer get the shits on your roof!
OMGrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 7:57 PM CST Curse!
Manyfeathers
ManyfeathersManyfeathersWerrimull, Victoria Australia21 Threads 1 Polls 393 Posts
may santa only c*m down your chimney once a yeargift
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Oct 29, 2008 7:59 PM CST Curse!
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
I like the old country song....May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!!tongue
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Oct 29, 2008 8:03 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
May the desert winds blow a pissed off scorpion up your undershorts.


professor uh oh cool laugh
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