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Oct 29, 2008 6:32 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.
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Oct 29, 2008 6:35 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Do you know a curse......we know they have no power....but some are funny!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 6:36 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.



I like this one....wave wink hug laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:39 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I like this one....



Some have got good messages and some are funny!



The man who takes a second wife should never have been so fortunate as to get rid of the first!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 6:40 PM CST Curse!
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Do you know a curse......we know they have no power....but some are funny!

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!


And thats a whole heap of fleas!!!



laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:41 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
May all your teeth fall out except for the one with the toothache!



professor grin uh oh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:43 PM CST Curse!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK43 Threads 7 Polls 1,897 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.



You mean cut his hands off ??!!!! laugh laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:43 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Sir! May you have a thousand itches in your britches after a manicure!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 6:43 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
I found a funny one;

Work is the curse of the drinking classlaugh laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:45 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
jpunk: You mean cut his hands off ??!!!!




I don't know? Ask MS Bobbit!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 6:48 PM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
mylifewithu: I found a funny one;

Work is the curse of the drinking class



May the dogs of your town, think you are a fire hydrant.rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 6:50 PM CST Curse!
Manyfeathers
ManyfeathersManyfeathersWerrimull, Victoria Australia16 Threads 1 Polls 243 Posts
ka ti potzinno mangia i cognilie

may you be eaten by rabbitsconfused dunno
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Oct 29, 2008 6:51 PM CST Curse!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK43 Threads 7 Polls 1,897 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I don't know? Ask MS Bobbit!




er.......ouch!!! uh oh ........I'd rather not!!!!


laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 6:52 PM CST Curse!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
May he contract a thousand doses of clap and be cured from all but the first!
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Oct 29, 2008 6:55 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: May the dogs of your town, think you are a fire hydrant.
wink laugh laugh Thats funny
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Oct 29, 2008 6:59 PM CST Curse!
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA30 Threads 2,969 Posts
I like the old country song....May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!!tongue
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Oct 29, 2008 7:03 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
May the desert winds blow a pissed off scorpion up your undershorts.


professor uh oh cool laugh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:26 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
May a thousand flies go up your Noselaugh wow uh oh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:28 PM CST Curse!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
May you be given all of life's problems and none of their solutions.professor
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Oct 29, 2008 7:34 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
I have read this one a long time ago, it's my favorite.



May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.



rolling on the floor laughing applause wink
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