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Oct 29, 2008 7:35 PM CST Curse!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: I have read this one a long time ago, it's my favorite.
May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.



That's a good one...wave wink laugh uh oh
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Oct 29, 2008 7:38 PM CST Curse!
brokenspirit
brokenspiritbrokenspiritLittlespot, Nebraska USA41 Threads 603 Posts
This is an Irish Curse------ May the curse of Mary Malone and her 9 blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord Himself can't find you with a telescope.roll eyes
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Oct 29, 2008 7:39 PM CST Curse!
FlowerOfTheSun
FlowerOfTheSunFlowerOfTheSunMalaga, Andalusia Spain7 Threads 1,017 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A curse upon the man who picks flowers as if they are weeds.
More a curse upon that same man who comes upon a rare and special flower and picks it the same as the others to consume it upon his lust as if it were a weed. This man should no longer have means to pick even the weed and be blinded to beauty forever more.


I rest my case grin
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Oct 29, 2008 7:42 PM CST Curse!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Here's some I found:

May ketchup always find your shirt

May all the windows you jump through be closed

May all your friends eat beans constantly

May all the water you dive into be a mirage

May all your sandwiches have mold on them

May you have a close encounter with an insane dentist

May a rabbit mistake your nose for a carrot

May you be the recipient of the south end of a north-facing camel rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 30, 2008 8:27 AM CST Curse!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
mylifewithu: Here's some I found:

May ketchup always find your shirt

May all the windows you jump through be closed

May all your friends eat beans constantly

May all the water you dive into be a mirage

May all your sandwiches have mold on them

May you have a close encounter with an insane dentist

May a rabbit mistake your nose for a carrot

May you be the recipient of the south end of a north-facing camel


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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