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RE: Calling all Twenty Somethings!

20 something for like another 2 months...

RE: Would you..(round 2!)

well go on so, we're all dyin to see who your gonna ask out..:)

RE: Advice For the Ladies?

so when a ex of mine said i was like a dog, this is what she meant???

RE: What are the signs that men do / dont like you?

well thank you D, guess i'm more than a pretty face..lol

RE: WHAT ABOUT WOMEN ,WHAT DO THEY WANT!

well, im actually NOT single, met someone a few weeks ago, just here to chat on the forums with my mates..

RE: WHAT ABOUT WOMEN ,WHAT DO THEY WANT!

well, sure, no point beating round the bush..ahaha... i say it like i see it..

i think that could be somethin to add to the list of what women want too....

RE: Anybody have any silly jokes??

and thats only the start aimee.. i could go on all day..

RE: Anybody have any silly jokes??

two flies on a tolet bowl, one got pissed off..

why did the jelly tot go to school? it wanted to be a smartie

hear about the magic tractor? went down the road and turned into a field.

what do u call a woman between two houses? elaine

what do u call a woman between two goalposts? anette

what do u call a man with a seagul on his head? cliff

RE: What do you think?

it means beside or parallel to the 2nd hole..

RE: Crisps

hahahahah... everyone here knows where ud be nibblin first... ya dirty divil...

RE: Crisps

oooohhh... i got some brennans batch today actually...

now i know where my hard six pack belly went to... got smothered by crisp sandwich's

RE: Crisps

god i love crisps..

gotta love walkers salt and vinegar.. but any cheese and onion brand in a sandwich...yum..

and chipsticks.. think ill have a bag now..

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

lol, i booked a room, but ye two can have it now,,

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

hahahahaha... if i got my hands on her it would need to be sound proofed...hahaha..

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

he just mite be minxy...lol

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

hahahah... well would like to meet obama as well.. and bill clinton, bono, bill gates, the guy who invented the internet.. too lazy to google his name..

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

lol, i'll get the lawyer to draw one up asap...

RE: Who would you most like to meet/ have met ?

awww... well if i hire u as my editor u'll have to meet me..

RE: WHO WOULD YOU ..............................

hmmm..

jennifer connolly

natalie portman

meg ryan.. probably too old to have kids, but id have fun tryin..:)

kate beckinsale..

RE: favourite quotes....whats yours?

twas...

favourite ever...

hahah.. yea.. bilbo baggins is responsible for my smart mouth..

favourite ever...

whats your favourite album of all time and favourite book of all time..

i know sometimes it's hard to pick just one..

but give it a go..

mine is... In Utero by Nirvana.
and i'll play it safe although there are many books that could be my fave, i'll pick The Hobbit. read it when i was twelve and was the first book to really draw me into the wonderful world of literature..

RE: what do u do when someone will not take no for an answer?

lol, im a lover not a fighter ruby..

RE: what do u do when someone will not take no for an answer?

two words D

restraining order...

RE: Survey found Irish Women to be fussiest in Europe.....

agreed.. you will always have good lookin people no matter what the nationality.. but one thing that irish girls have as an added plus, is their sense of humour and wit...must be genetic..hahahaha..

irish women.. take a bow..

RE: If I set up a weight loss group would you join ??

it mite not get rid of ur spot, or ur sore back.. but if it made u feel a bit better. then good..

RE: Moan..Moan..Moan

nope.. never complain.. if i get bad food somewhere i just never go there again..:)

RE: If I set up a weight loss group would you join ??

where do u need to lose weight.. all looked good from what i remember..

RE: are men too picky these days or can we be too open in our profiles

i think pictures and an informative profile are the way to go..

best to put the important stuff out there for guys to see, that way, when someone does show interest he'll know the main stuff about u..

i'm one of those guys who wouldnt be into getting into someone who has a chld already.. its nothing against the woman, its juts a personal prefernce that if i was to get into a relationship with someone and maybe start a family, i would want her first child to be my first child too..

just a personal preference, not a slight on single mothers..

keep your profile the same and be patient... i know its an old clice but be open, honest, and the right guy will showhis head eventually.. whether online or the next time your in tescos.. best of luck hun..

favourite position..

well fair play..:) thank u..