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It's a wise one who controls the stars. It's a fool who is controlled by them.
It's a reminder that you need to save paper bags for when you meet. You can paint the bags white and ask him or her to put one over there head on your first date so that there aren't any surprises. 
Take a deep breath....It's all going to be okay. 
Oh, I almost forgot, I'm a gentleman...
I am allergic to shell fish, does this make me unshellfish ?
How about NO shirt with dem boots 
Bartender, a round for the house ! Good night folks.
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RE: GREAT WORDS OF WISDOM? Just for fun.
Albert Einstein :"It's not that I'm any smarter than anyone else. I just study the problem longer"
Or something like that.