scouser Forum Posts (1,346)

RE: A holiday!

hey chriss im good thank"s, trust your good, nice to see your mate froggytoad and the other one made it over

RE: A holiday!

give london a miss it"s crap, full of tourist"s, the london eye give that a miss too, i see it from my window, it"s an eyesore, liverpool is nice visit there..

RE: big place london

WAVEY...dont be all shy....i know you know....aus population 16 mill...then we have you total population 16 million and one... 1 billion sheep enough to go around for you and your cronie"s....i think all this peace love and advise you give to the world has taken it"s toll....take a break.... i mailed zed... he said he would be delighted to see you and want"s you to come soon.... no need to flower me showing gratitude....you could instead send me a few joint"s of lamb... and a few ball"s of wool.... just make sure you aint been jiggy with the source of the gift"s...i love you kidda..

RE: big place london

nothing has changed, except the street/road signs have a bengali version, to help the local"s navigate...

RE: Lost friendship

i would not worry about thing"s if i were you, you mentioned friend"s, if i had friend"s like that lot, then god i would hate to see my enemy"s..

RE: North Korea

like i said if bush accused myself. of being apart of an axis of evil, i would arm myself to the teeth, before he could do anything about it, simple fact you bomb them they bomb south korea.. what"s your point anyway

RE: North Korea

if i were kim jong-il, after hering george bush"s rant in 2002, regarding the axis of evil, which he accused north korea of being apart, of course i would of thought, hold on this guy is sending me a message, im best arming myself to the teeth im defo going nuclear, do you blame the guy, i am no communist, it is better to be with america than against, although we are in a situation, we cannot take over the world, we cannot police the world, this little tiny not so impotant bit of real estate in this vast galaxy, let us all blow each other up, the world will probally be a better place is it ok for pakistan to have had between 3 and 6 nuclear test"s india between 5 and 6 britain 44 china 45 france 216 soviet union 715 and of course america top"s the list with 1054, why would anyone need to test 1054, i dont see america rushing into china, why??? 260 million amercan"s cant take on the 1.3 billion chinese.. the world the end is near

RE: big place london

RIDER...like i mentioned your busy helping the needy.....that"s why your light"s are on....but dont seem to be nothing there.....you need a vacation try nz...will feel just like home....take the mountie with ya too... when we brit"s think about oz...sheep sping to mind ...i know you prefer the one"s with black leg"s...remind"s you of a woman in stocking"s....new zealand australia not much difference it"s were men are men... and sheep are in a constant state of panic...you know i still love EWE kidda.... no need to flower me... aahhh you know the line...

RE: LONG LIVE CORRIE - No corrie bashers please..fans only

the rover"s must close!!

RE: Hi all!

welcome to the uk...

RE: smoking and quiting---what is it?

what are you giving up????

RE: new person

yayyyy!!! chriss what you sayin

RE: big place london

RIDER.....i appreciate your concern .....i already took your advise doctor......i went anger management last week......i see the world in a diffrent light.....the help and advise and love you give to the whole world is awesome.....you are so busy helping the needy....you have neglegted yourself wave....i want you to be happy too ....drop one of the sheep you carry....after all what do you call an aussie fella with a sheep under each arm....a bigamist....i love you me aussie litte friend.... no need to flower me showing any gratitude.....it was absoulutely my pleasure...

RE: >> Jesus jihad <<

thank"s... i did forget to add, i also beleive every one to there own regarding religion and stuff, but when people start fighting in war"s over religion, is that not a little crazy??

RE: >> Jesus jihad <<

i have never read the bible, i never will, who wrote the thing, and i doubt the person will be coming again,

RE: sleep

where the party at

RE: SECOND CHANCES....

if it dont work first time around, then a second shot aint worth the effort, with me you get one chance, did the toaster burn my toast once er no, i dont do pineing after x girlfriend"s, i move on,

RE: SECOND CHANCES....

nope never go back no way never, life is a one way street there aint no turning back..

RE: whats ya views on this?

i know fact"s about this subject, that have had no media time nor have been published in the press, it is interesting information, if i know a lot of other people would know, the information is an eye opener to say the least, to talk about it on here would certainly be a mistake, why?? if you know to much and want to open a can of worm"s,then if this would cause any powerfull organization like for example a goverment to be embarrassed and have to answer to the allegation"s, then a person like myself for example, could easily be made to dissapear, just like dr kelly the u.n. weapon"s inspector was made to disappear in what looked like a tragic case of suicide, sometime"s it is best to leave a can of worm"s well and truely closed...

RE: why look if your not going to contact a person

i reackon the sheila is really wave in drag

RE: Songs that make you cry

no need to buy me a drink sheila....it was my honour once a crim alway"s a crim ask ya grandad

RE: Songs that make you cry

how did you break out that big prison down under sheila, the one we banished your ancestor"s to for being the cream of the bad crop

RE: Songs that make you cry

you in the wave goodbye fan club then skippy

RE: None

or did you mean dog spelt backward"s???

RE: None

RE: Joke of the Day

RE: any single ladies serioursly need a man

hey hi chriss!

RE: any single ladies serioursly need a man

hi deb.... as bagelo said the whole family will want to be apart of your english gravy train, in the meantime, i trust you have a fat wallet, not only will the lucky woman to be ask you for money to pay for everything from her gas bill, to her little brother"s school dinner"s, even granny will be in on the act wanting you to pay the hospital fee"s, dont become another victim of the scam, a fool and his money are what

RE: any single ladies serioursly need a man

hey hi, it seem"s to me that you are the one, who has no understanding of western women, why would you go looking in the east, do you know how to deal with english women, do you know what they want, im sure you will be very popular with russian women, the majority would see you for the set of british paper"s that you could provide and nothing else...

RE: sleep

see you later wide awake club, im off to count some money, help"s me sleep