good let them party,they all get drunk as skunks, geta wopping headache, get locked up thrown out etc etc etc no ,i like the quiet lifejust me and my three dogs and a cat bliss
ive got aplum yree here,and it tastes like bananaits a cross between three trees grafted,and when you crush the plums ,i kid you not, you would never drink anything else.but it only grows about a hundred plums on it
whats wrong tonight, iether ive come on and they cant stand me or every one is on holiday for the long weekendthink ill go and catch fruit bats on my veranda
yeah, its funny it would hav to be the worst drink in the world,it fizzez on your tongue stains your clothes yuk, and on sundays, the town here is full of yuppies from the citydrinking it aww gross
good idea .i was burning off timber today so hot then when i got inside i froze now cant keep warm,i dont drink ,but im tempted to have a wine ha halive next door to a winery open tilllate lol
pancho the spaniard,was walking to work, when he trippd over a bottle.anyway, out popped agenie,and he said to pancho,"i will grant you one wish"and pancho said i wantbto drink teqila all my life, i want to piss teqila.so the genie granted him his wish.he went home and yelled conswela conswela come quickly, bring two glases,so pancho pissed in the glasses,and the two partied all night, best teqila theyve ever had.next day, he goes to work, comes home, conswel conswela bring two glasses,she brings two glasses, and the two party all night,best teqila theyve ever had.end of the week comes, and pancho comes home and says conswel conswela come quickly,so conswela comes running down the hall,"what pancho?"bring ONE glass."one glass.but we cant party with one glass" oh yes we can for tonight my little chiquita you drink from the bottle
from the diary of a young girl on her first cruise in the pacific, august 14:wwhat a beautiful sunsetas we are leaving sydney harbor. aug 15:the sea is beautiful and calm, i am slightly bored. aug16:i met the captain. aug 17:the capt asked me to dinner. aug 18:when i refused the captains advances,he threatened to scuttle the ship. aug 19:i saved two thousand passengers and crew
no youre right,inever hated anyone i got in a punchup with,if you had a black eye, it ws a bonus to show off,i remember then, every one getting drunk at fests and one copper said make sure you drive home very slowly ha ha.now if you got drunk, they lock you up.i,m not a drinker though lol.actually one of my friends i did punch up. but we landed in the creek, and we were trying to look after each other so we wouldnt drown stupidbut fun
Dont know if this thread has ever been on,butanyway i bought it back if it was on.DONT YA HATE IT WHEN.......YOU GO TO BED,FREEZING NITE .ALL YOUR BED LINEN IS ON THE LINE WET ,YOU HOP INTO BED, AND THE HOT WATER BOTTLE BURSTS[NOW DONT SAY GET AN ELECTRIC BLANKET,IIKE THEM]
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RE: Would You Kiss Or Slap The Person Above you?
now now,ill get into trouble for doing that