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RE: Healthy Food

cant beat fresh fish out of the creek mushies from the paddock and home grown pink potatoes with melted butter yum

RE: First thing that attracts you to someone

a nice smile is always a winner

RE: New and Improved HAPPY BIRTHDAY thread

you have a wonderful nite too melty and i hope every raindrop that falls brings you good luckteddybear

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#3

THANKS thumbs up wine

RE: Random Comments IV

do i get a foot in the doorblushing

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#3

wishes she was 70 next birthday

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#3

bouquet

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#3

loves the cold weather so she can go for a swim

RE: I think the Carbon Tax is -

theres talk of charging farmersfor the carbon the animals give off in the manure.Maybe if we stick duct tape to the sheeps arses,the gas will come out slower, then we,ll save money in the long run.

RE: Its a bit rude ...

thumbs up

RE: Complaints Dept

Ask them if they would like an audience[/quoteyeah a lezzo act is hard to beatlaugh

RE: Complaints Dept

I,M OLD FASHIONED I LIKE TO ENTER THRU THE FRONT DOORlaugh

RE: Complaints Dept

DO THAT ON WEEKENDS rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Complaints Dept

IVE BEEN TRYIN FOR YEARS, THEYRE LEZZO,Slaugh

RE: Tradies........

oooh yeahbanana

RE: Tradies........

the fantasy room?

RE: Aging

not wrong there,i think as you get older ,you realize just how hard it was to get where you are now,and when you see younger people struggling with familes etc,it hurts to see it,cause you know what theyve still got to go thru.when i started hobby farming, i used to hav to put my animals down all the time,i hated itdogs attackin my sheep etc, but now when i do it it brings tears to my eyes,as those animals hav saved me so much work over the yearsits sad when they go.i think it builds up in your system

RE: Tradies........

well if you ever need plastering done. ring me, with their price, and i.ll try and come under it.any tradie that doesnt finish his job, shouldnt be in the trade.i,ll soon let you know if youre being ripped off ,as far as plastering goes anyway,ive been in the trade 40yrs.were not all scum,just a few bad bods.get recomendations .

RE: i hate cats

thumbs up

RE: i hate cats

hey thats no laughing matter,how can a bloke go to sleep now geezmumbling

RE: i hate cats

thats better than nothin ha halaugh

RE: i hate cats

hey stop torturin us move ya damn elbowsfrustrated

RE: i hate cats

ive got just about every conceivable critter hanging around here,wombats the odd roo gliders etc.but ive also got a catthat was thrown off someones truck,i nursed it bac to health,its my best mate,she kills probably one rosella every six months ,but she also slaughters about 1000 mice and 100 rats .she pays the rent

RE: make the next word rhyme

tarot

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

yhe bloke above is on the right tracklaugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2

aka poses as amasseuse so she can get to touch up her favourite footballers

RE: do you ever read the forum rules before you post?

its more fun breakin the ruleslaugh

RE: Are Tattoos and body piercings a turn on or turn off?

i,ll bring my metal detector,golds 1400bucks an ouncelaugh

RE: How soon do you want to become a non-single?

on ya kittythumbs up

RE: Its Saint Patrick day!

thats cause theyere tellin ya to be quiet lass,they dont want to be woken from their drunken state shhh

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