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RE: Lets see how smart are you?

I hung around to see if you'd post an answer....because I am having a mouse problem. I have tried that with the white ones. I have cats too. And a Yorkie who is the only one that will kill the mice! She thinks they are squirrels..well because of the movie "UP" and the dog 'Dug', we yell "SQUIRREL!!" and she's up running around looking for the mice.

I did just get this mega zapper for the mice yesterday...it electronically kills them (no the little dogs can't get in there, I made sure of that!) haven't had the chance to use it. Mice and rats are prevalent in our neighborhood as we live very close to the river...in a really nice neighborhood, but everyone always has problems with rats and mice. If not in the house in the garages and attics and yards.

If I could stand the smell of Ferrets, I would gone up to your state and got one...yes they are illegal here but people have them.

Thank you Rohaan for the advice!!

RE: I have a Friend

Awww there you are Ali...I have to go now...the sewing isn't going to sew itself.

Hope you, your family and the chili peppers are doing well.

RE: Is it ok for a white man to go out with an Indian woman?

Oh dear!! Too funny!!

RE: I have a Friend

I know how to get a hold of Ali if I really was looking for him...

RE: Lets see how smart are you?

I want to know the answer!! I have mice!! But I am figuring it's a riddle soooooo trying to figure it out...

I will check back later and see if anyone figured it out. Right now I am off like a wet shirt

PS(If no one gets it Rohaan...post the answer...seriously!)

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

It did me too!! And I could picture it too!!

RE: I have a Friend

Where did my clown go?

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

I was going to post this under "Just Jokes" but I found it so funny it had to have it's own thread!

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.

RE: I have a Friend

Don't make me come over there!!

RE: I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger

That made me laugh!! Wish there was a basketball emoticon!! Too funny...but not if it really hit you! Have you ever been hit in the face by a basketball? It HURTS!!

RE: I have a Friend

You have no idea....and yes he is a clown...he's my clown!

BTW: I don't cotton to people telling me "Don't".

RE: Lets see how smart are you?

Didn't see the answers but you are right, if it were verbal then most people's first thoughts were to go for the bucket!!

RE: Lets see how smart are you?

ummmmmm pull the plug!

The Twelve Inch BIC

I think the genie has a hearing problem!!

The Twelve Inch BIC

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The English guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The Englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"

RE: I have a Friend

Ali------>

RE: Is it ok for a white man to go out with an Indian woman?

It's none of anyone's business whom you date...who the heck sees skin, race or religion anymore? What's up with that? Good luck.

RE: Gynecological Exam-Guilty Mind !!!

Oh Lordie that was funny! I did not see that coming!

RE: I have a Friend

Well this would have to be a super woman that can cook, eat, feed the kids, do the dishes, clean the house...all in three hours? That is a super feat there, no wonder the rest of her time is spent in bed...and it's probably not alone....just sayin'...

RE: What do you think is critical in keeping a relationship healthy?

Honesty

RE: Which are the Most Annoying type of Threads?

It's ironic that this being a poll it has the most votes for being annoying...

RE: LOOKS

I know I am a tad confused on this one...

RE: What is the best kind of kiss?

The first kiss of someone you are so attracted to: the anticipation of that kiss after sitting through dinner, and a movie and drinks at the lounge, then the ride home and you are at the door, he takes you gently but firmly in his arms, cups your chin so you are looking up at him, and his lips meet yours, very softly at first then he pulls you tighter and parts your lips with his tongue and explores your mouth with his tongue for what seems like an all too brief time. Then he lets you go and you almost crumble to the ground as your legs go weak, he steady's you and back to the kissing. You are secretly thinking: I am sure glad I put duct tape on the peephole in the door so Mom can't spy on us...yes you are pathetic 47 years old and still living at HOME!!!

RE: Women will bath their dog but won't their guy, why?

oooh la la

RE: 20c here im toasting in the sun

You know WE are just lending you the sun and warmth for now, we need the rain so it's raining here in Northern California or it's pretending too...think y'all would say that's not rain! It's trying!! Really! We had a mild winter and now this!! I will take it!

Enjoy the sun for now, I will be coming to get it back in June!!

RE: Women will bath their dog but won't their guy, why?

At least you know where California is in reference to the Rockies Pat!!

And yes they would be the cleanest....at least their bodies, can't say for their minds.

RE: Women will bath their dog but won't their guy, why?

Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat...you get the point?

RE: Women will bath their dog but won't their guy, why?

I am not understanding this question. I have always dated men who know how to bathe themselves, where as my dogs don't. But it is fun to shower with the guys and lather them up

RE: The Online Friends are better than Friends in real/Person

Think they might have banks in his country! With his massive land collateral he could then borrow from the bank. Just a thought.