RE: Once Upon a Time on CS.......

I don't come here that often due to people who do post pathetic loser type threads and normally I don't reply but I did to several too...moping as they were so against women. But it's that person's problem who seems to hate women so much he cowardly hides behind his computer and using his ugly words to spew his venom. I should have just ignored it all. And I could see a lot of people didn't. He got attention, negative as it was, but there are hundreds (one thread had over 400) of replies and over 6,000 views. I think anyone with an ounce of integrity should stop reading and replying to him. He's obviously getting off on our replies. I am stopping as of now. I don't usually read those type of threads and was sucked in...no more. peace

I am hoping he is just a coward behind a computer and does not go out into the real world...I shudder to think of what he is capable of doing if he is this angry and hurts people for real. Scary thought!!

Anyway back to fun times!!! I will just be in the joke section looking for some laughs!! Merry Christmas to all!! santa waving

RE: Good Girls

hmmm

RE: Strangest or most disturbing film you have seen

I have to agree with you on "The Last House on the left" the newest version. It frightened me sooo bad, I was home alone, I locked myself and dogs in the bedroom, locked the master bath window and was so disturb by it I couldn't sleep. Very disturbing movie to say the least.

RE: WHO ARE YOU?

I am just me peace

RE: What Christmas prezzie would you buy for the person above you

I might want to borrow your high heels first before giving them to you!! wink

RE: What Christmas prezzie would you buy for the person above you

A gift card to "Guys R Us"!detective detective detective detective

RE: What Christmas prezzie would you buy for the person above you

Yeah, yeah that sounds good: pretend!!smile

RE: What Christmas prezzie would you buy for the person above you

Ummmmhmmm you missed the jest of it..okay what I was getting at is you need to find a FEMALE to put in them!! sigh

RE: What Christmas prezzie would you buy for the person above you

Black fish-net stockings, a red satin thong and a black negligee...what you put in it is up to you!! shimmy

RE: I'm writing a book!

As a writer I would love to see the first chapter!

Mafia Lawyer and Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
...
His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers!

RE: Boys Tragic Death

But not all....wink

The Phone Call

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
...
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my !!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? .. Is this 486-5731?"

RE: Do You Believe In " Star Sign" Compatibility ?

I don't believe in star signs at all. teddybear

RE: First snow fall of the season?

We don't normally get snow, but just 30 miles away it snows. When it does snow here it doesn't stick. I don't like to be cold so I don't care for the snow at all. teddybear

RE: The Clock

Only the good die young. Guess I will live to be a hundred and just as crazy as ever. mumbling teddybear

RE: Is Being Too Nice To Women Wrong? i.e. never arguing with them, lots of compliments, etc

You are who you are and nothing can change that. There are nice girls out there. You just are picking the wrong ones. Get to know them a lot better before trying to meet them in person and make sure this is what THEY want also!! Good Luck!! teddybear

RE: Baby:Lost&Found......

Oh my Lord!! That is just awful! And you are correct: this is our world today. Sad how that is. I do hope the baby and mother recover!! teddybear

RE: Difference between Lorry and truck

Yeah kind of loses something when you put "lorry" in there....oh well....sigh

RE: Difference between Lorry and truck

They are spelled different! teddybear

RE: Do you believe in "Online dating"?

I like online dating first so you can learn about someone before meeting them. Sometimes you come to a screeching hault when you don't have the same beliefs in certain things or find out something that is not someone you really want! drink pouring beverage deliveryteddy

But this is just me getting to know a special sweetie online and loving it!! heart wings

RE: Skype

I have Skype and love it! I have spoke to people from all over the world. Sad though when my son deployed to Iraq I could only instant message him on Skype, his wife was able to hear and speak from Washington State to him...but I couldn't. :confused

When my daughter deployed to Qatar, she was able to Skype to her husband and daughters who were very young, they had the webcam and were able to speak to each other. That way the little ones never forgot their mommy. Skype is wonderful!!

teddybear

RE: Strangest or most disturbing film you have seen

The 2009 version of "Last House on the Left". Because it is something that can happen to a normal life. After watching it by myself late one night, no kids at home: I locked myself in my bedroom and locked my adjoining bathroom window, I was so disturbed by it. uh oh

RE: Can u live without a TV?

I love my TVs!! Have it on in every room of the house always!! Like one person said there is the sound in the background..yes that is good, but I always listen more than watch when I am sewing (or some craft thing) or on the computer. I don't like to just sit and watch...I have to create something while listening to it. But love TV, turn it on in the mornings and goes off when I go to bed. teddybear

RE: Population

Thanks for the encouragement,but I don't really need the push!! Ali is a very sweet, darling man on his own! He may be cute, but dang he is very polite and I just love that!! What a sweetie heart wings

RE: Population

He's mine wink

RE: jac....birthday girl.

Jac: Have a wonderful birthday you beautiful lady!! lips

teddybear

RE: Population

I would love to see a lot of little Alis running around, he'd make beautiful babies!!

RE: Population

Cuz he is absolutley adorable!!

But this one I am wondering where he is going with this question.

RE: Ladies, would you ever shave your head?

Should I??? hmmmmm this may be interesting...but now we have winter and it's dipping in the low 70s here in California...

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