I once went out with a girl who worked in a cheese packing factory. When I curiously asked her what she did it was like opening Pandora’s Box, (or Pandora’s cheese wrapper).
Turns out she was a cheese taster (amazing you all say, what does that entail?). That was my question and I wish I'd never asked it. I found out more about cheese than I could ever tell you in life time. Did you know that cheddar needs to sit for at least 2 years before it really gets its flavour? Neither did I.
If Jeopardy ever has a series of questions on cheese I'd win hands down. I couldn’t stop her and every time I tried to move the conversation away from cheese she dragged it back. I had to nod and look interested. 3 hours talking about cheese. I almost took my socks of to ask her what type they smelt of.
I can’t look at a piece of cheese in the same way again. I learn things that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I have a friend who met a girl through an online dating site. For safety they agreed to meet up on the neutral ground of a bar.
He asked her if she wanted a drink and she asked for a double vodka. He got the drink for her went back to the bar to get his and by the time he got back she'd downed it.
He joking asked "You drank that quick, do you want another?"
He was shocked when she said, "that's very kind same again". Maybe that was her way of coping with the nerves but within 45 minutes she had downed 12 of these.
He started to talk to her and watched as her eyes slowly glazed over and then without warning she passed out. It was 7.45pm
Here he was with a girl he only knew as Julie, he didn't know anything else about her and he'd booked a local restaurant for dinner for them at 9pm
He sat there with her lifeless body next to him for an hour and any effort to revive her failed. In the end the the barman helped him carry her to his car where they lay her down on the back seat crashed out.
He drove to the restaurant with Julie snoring on the back seat. When he got there she was still completely comatosed.
So he had dinner alone and when he had finished at about 10pm he came back to his car. There was something different, she and managed to throw up all over his back seat. He checked through her purse but there was nothing with her address on it or any contact numbers so he had no way of taking her home.
So he drove back to his flat in his car which now stunk of vomit and cheap perfume. When he got there, as he had no help, he had to carry her over his shoulder up the stairs to his apartment.
He put her in his bed where she immediately threw up all over his covers and left her there. When he checked back 30 minutes later she had also wet herself
In the morning she woke up and didn't remember a thing and didn't even know who he was. So he drove her home and he and Julie never saw each other again.
I don't know what I would have done in that position but I did laugh when he told me.
Is it me or does every woman want to have their cake and eat it?
May as well make guys from Meccano with a bit of this and a bit of that.
What you're looking for is David Niven arriving by motorcycle to the opening of his virtual art gallery and website. Come on girls, arn't you asking a little too much?
Good job guys are more simple... having a pulse is normally enough for most of us.
I agree. I little more information about you. 40 words can't sum you up nor define the person you're looking for. You like to travel but where? Overseas, up mountains, out in the car to shops. What are you're interests, what qualities are your best. What music do you like etc... What lies behind your mask. Are you a softy or a bad boy?
When identifying your partner explain that your happy to talk with someone who has/doesn't have kids, should be romantic, love walks in the wood or in the moonlight etc.. etc.. If someone spots a similar interest in anything such as old cars, dogs, shooting, skiing, movies you give them something to communicate with you about. Looks like you love James Dean and motorbikes, tell people about it.
Transform yourself into from a bungalow into a Palace.
Very important. Be honest and be proactive.
Most women like you to make the first move so plan your approach and make sure you first letter stands out from the others she get on a regular basis. Show that you've taken time to study their profile and you can explain what you have in common and why you meet what they need.
Add a touch of humour, most women want to laugh so show them your really a nice guy. (but don't go over the top).
Try to get yourself a picture with a little mystery too. From what I've found out women like a guy to have a range of personalities from Gentleman to bad boy. Show off all facets of your personality.
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What is the worst date you've ever been on?
I once went out with a girl who worked in a cheese packing factory. When I curiously asked her what she did it was like opening Pandora’s Box, (or Pandora’s cheese wrapper).Turns out she was a cheese taster (amazing you all say, what does that entail?). That was my question and I wish I'd never asked it. I found out more about cheese than I could ever tell you in life time. Did you know that cheddar needs to sit for at least 2 years before it really gets its flavour? Neither did I.
If Jeopardy ever has a series of questions on cheese I'd win hands down. I couldn’t stop her and every time I tried to move the conversation away from cheese she dragged it back. I had to nod and look interested. 3 hours talking about cheese. I almost took my socks of to ask her what type they smelt of.
I can’t look at a piece of cheese in the same way again. I learn things that will haunt me for the rest of my days.