One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. 'you're nothing but a fanboy' is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
I’ve produced a few and you’ll bang your head trying to get anywhere without contacts or a reputation.
Best thing to do in your position is to make it yourself and get others in to help you. You can advertise on Craigslist in your area for a screenplay writer to get started.
As it’s about you, unless you have it written down no-one will ever know what it contains as it’s all in your memory. You need to get it down on paper so the screenplay writer can work with it.
Once you have written the screenplay, you’ll need to film it.
You’ll need as a minimum a Director, a DOP (Director of Photography), Sound Engineer, Editor, Actors, a good camera, sound equipment and lights.
All can be aquired for free by advertising for such on on Craigslist (I do it all the time but break up the adverts into individual requests). You can use
to advertise for crew for free too. Try to get crew who have their own equipment and it will lower your budget.
An HD camera will work (I shot my last film on Red One’s which are now affordably hireable and have been used for Hollywood films such as Night in the Museum 2 and National Treasure Book of Secrets). You could do with more people too such as a producer, make up, costume, production design and continuity but you can often drag in friends and family for this.
Keep it simple and don't try to be too ambitious.
I made my last feature on a budget of only $5000. There are many people who will work simply for the credits and portfolio. On that subject you should find you can get a composer to score it for free too which really helps.
However don’t expect it to be a Hollywood block buster. Unless you’ve had a freakishly funny and eventful life and you’ve assembled a crew that outperform their current industry status, the best you’ll get is festival plays and local broadcast interest. However, get a good review in a festival like Sundance and doors can open.
My films are all low budget horror as I get a good return and you don’t need a star name for it to go to DVD release.
I dated Kim Wilde when I was younger. I went to school with her brother Ricky who wrote 'Little Kids in America for her. This was before she was famous.
her dad was Marty Wilde and her mum was one of the Vernon girls.
Check out my favourite record by her mum.
Got love the scouse accent. I actually owned this record before I knew who her mum was. Sad eh?
1. If you're a guy and you're lost, you can ask for directions
2. If you're a pensioner and drive, pushing the pedal on the right makes the car go faster
3. On the previous subject, putting an old copy of Yellow pages on a pensioners driver's seat means they can see over the steering wheel
4. What a women says is never what she means. If she looks upset and when you ask she say 'Oh, nothing' you'd better get on you knees and beg for forgiveness
5. If you're dreaming about going to the bathroom but can't, then after numerous tries in your dream you suddenly do, you're in trouble
The ones with letters that are in the middle but not pronounced
Vacuum...........I keep adding an H February.........I miss out the first R Environment......Why is the N there Necessary........S's or C's? Tarragon.........Has an extra R for no reason Psychiatrist.....Who decided on 'Psych'to start a word Vehicle..........Why does the H sound like an R
On that subject what does this spell?
GHOSTI
Would you believe Fish?
If you use the 'GH' from 'LAUGH' The 'O' from the plural use of 'WOMEN' and the 'TI' from the word 'NATION'
Maybe you need to speak more about you and less about God... he knows you love him... He gave you life to enjoy it, not to spend you whole time saying thank you... or hiding behind him...
Your profile gives an image of a tough uncompromising religious person...almost like dating a Nun.lol , when you look beneath you are the most compassionate and caring woman I could want to meet. I can tell that from your profile and your posts... but on first impressions?.... is its like potentially dating the Spanish Inquisition
Look at my profile... I never mention God... (I do sound like an idiot but God's gift to me was a great sense of humour). He's always there but I'm enjoying what he gave me by using it.
Do you know your profile mentions God, the Lord, and Christ? It's over 20 times..? He's a great guy but shouldn't your profile be about you?
Trouble is you're making the top layer hard as concrete... Anyone who reads what you say about yourself doesn't see your flexibility and understanding, compromise and compassion. It about you and God and how anyone who dates you might fit in..
I think I'd have to me a minister (which I am anyway) to get past it... I praise God in my church and praise him by how I live my life...
Perhaps soften the religion up a bit and speak more about you
He created you; explain to the world why he did that... You are a wonderful girl, very caring deep and understanding...
My advice is talking about you not him... he's a great guy but I'd like to think he wants you to tell the world how wonderfuly he made you...
This is what comes from watching too many ‘Carry On‘ films. Welcome to the world of double entendre.. ‘Oh No Missus... That’s a huge cucumber.....you’ve such a small bag.. It’ll never fit..’
Time for you to show what you got... Ladyfingers..lol
#1 The apartment could always be occupied but not many people can afford its upkeep including yourself...
#2 the chimney sweep says there was nothing wrong with the fireplace, just that the last pipe shoved up there was too small and loose and didn’t reach the top.
#3 Oversized your furniture maybe but at the time you tried to move it in it the workman could not lift it through the door as he had been drinking
#4 I understand that counting to 4 is hard for you to do, as is the concept that ten inches is not two lots of five.
#5 I’m sure that your new landlady is as disappointed as I was that you are unable to leave a deposit.
#6 I believe the bugs you now have are as a result of you constantly checking out new apartments. You should check out your current location and ask your new landlady if the bugs where there when you first arrived or if you brought them with you.
I think that this is rubbish... I've dated girl in wheelchairs and girls others would view as overweight, blind or handicappped but all I see is the person..
Physical attraction? How they carry themselves... ? Man you're way off the mark..
Some of you go for looks but you ned to go for the soul...age or physical problems are not an issue for me...
If you can't see past that you're going to miss some wonderful people...
Spot on!!!!!.. you hit the nail on the head.. Some people think live ends at 45 and in truth that's where is begins....
Shame on you old sad women/men who've given up on life... I've never met such a group of ignorant wanna be pensioners.. You talk loads but you seem happy to be totally miserable and don't want to leave the safety of your gripe box for something better.
CS is not the whole world, should be the stepping stone to a new life. Trouble is you've grown old far too early. Please God don't let me give up at 42!!! Not even at 50... and at 60 I've gonna set the World on fire...
You're dragging me and everyone else down. Grow up and see that at 50 you can be a great parent.....!!!! Get out and get a life.
I know I'll be back here in 5 years time and the same hamsters will be running in their wheels...
I'm afraid it's tough work... You have to write to lots of people and most of the time all you get back is a few lifeless words, or you find they are never on your wavelength. You must not give up. It takes time and patience. If you get the same dead type of replies to your intro letter, read what people write on the forums and you can get a good idea of who they are and how they think. Contact guys who seems to share your views and thoughts.
You mustn't try and force it or you'll end up settling for second best and that is not what life is about. The right guy will travel across the World to you if the chemistry is right.
Try to look beyond the picture and at the person behind the profile. Sometime the oddest looking guys turn out to be the most interlectually facinating and emotional stable.
Being a guy we get some advantages. We can stay fertile for a long time. Charlie Chaplin was 81 when he had his last child (and I don't mean in the Michael Jackson sense of the word 'had')
Age is no barrier to being a good Dad. When I was at school one of my best friends Dad's was in his 70's and he was loads of fun.
The tough part is finding a woman who is still fertile, not sure what the age is that is starts to fall for a woman apart but it must be in the mid 40's.
You might have to lower your age range in your searches and hope you find someone who enjoys a more mature man.
If we don’t overcome the barriers we have created for ourselves we will always remain a victim.
We all get to pick a wrong un and get taught a tough lesson.
After we escape with deep emotional wounds, we cope by hiding away the real person under a cloud of anger and bitterness. We begin to tar everyone with the same brush and become cynical about the concept of love.
Is that the person you really want to be? If so you will be a victim forever, you have become what they made you, a result of the power and control they still have over you.
Time does numb the pain but does not remove the experience.
I’ve been physically/emotionally abused, lied, and cheated on but that was just the morality of just one person.
I refused to be the victim, I have made the choice to break down the barriers ; to open myself up and to try to become the person I used to be before they came into my life. Sure I might get hurt again but that is a risk I'm willing to take. Some people are fine alone but I'm not, I still feel incomplete.
There is love out there if you want to find; there are decent people who are not abusive, controlling or deceitful. You have to believe in the concept of love and want to find it. The barriers are of our own making and we are the only ones who can remove them.
Alternatively we could just lock ourselves away and throw stones from our ivory towers at passing princes/princesses.
The choice is in our hands..
Without humour, life becomes tedious; Without love, life becomes pointless
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
I think you sat on a hot stove-lid for far too long...
Without humour, life becomes tedious; Without love, life becomes pointless
I had sleep Apnoea for many years (about 7). It took ages to diagnose as I would go to work and start falling asleep at the desk by 11am. I had to sleep in the car at lunch time so I could face the afternoon but by 3.30pm I was falling asleep again. It was horrible when I stopped breathing and as I was half asleep/awake it would seem as if suffocating in my dream. I had to force myself to breath as if stuck underwater and trying desperately to get to the surface to take a breath...
I could not drive for more than an hour before I had to pull over for a nap and I could fall asleep anywhere even in stationary traffic at the lights. It was related to my snoring which had got worse as I began to gain weight.
I was told many people have it and it goes undiagnosed as falling asleep all the time does not seem so serious.
First thing is I lost my drving licence till I was better. It's a notifiable disease to the driving authority. I had a CPAP machine that stabilised the condition (Is uses air pressure to keep the airway open during sleep) but the main issue was my weight.
To get better I created my own special diet and I lost 15 stone (210 pounds which was over half my body weight ) in a year and I’ve kept it off ever since. This cured my condition so there is a way to fix it if it's caused by being overweight
Otherwise the CPAP works wonders and you’ll feel yourself again even if you look and sound like Darth Vader in the bedroom.
That could be a turn on for some guys...
JOKE Darth ’Luke I know what you’re getting for Christmas’ Luke ‘How do you know Darth’ Darth ‘I felt your presents..’
Yeah I know it’s bad...
Music Without humour, life becomes tedious; Without love, life becomes pointless
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RE: a question for woman:what is your choice love or money?
I meant Trolls of the World unite...Once you've been trolled... well WTF!!!!!!