RE: what is your claim to fame

It was the most moving thing I have every heard. I and every one else in the room hung on his every word and he was every bit as good as his reputation as the best actor the world has ever produced.

RE: what is your claim to fame

Claim 1

I spent a week working side by side with Laurence Olivier. I was a teenager and working on a project for Dave Clark of the DC5 fame called 'Time' with cliff Richard. We had booked Richard Burton to play a holographic God whose face was projected onto a 3D screen but he died so Laurence Olivier was brought in to replace him.

Despite his age he was very spritely and my job was to take care of his every need including keeping his 1/2 pint beer glass constantly stocked with whisky.

His poor eyesight meant he couldn't ready the autocue to do a sound check so he recited some Shakespeare instead. After he finished everyone in the small filming room applauded as it was so moving. it was the most memorable week of my life.

Claim 2

I was once in the comedy store in London when a special guest poked his head round the door. Robin Williams was in town doing some filming and he offered to do a set. There was only about 40 people in the room and it felt like a personal show. He was so funny and went on for nearly 90 minutes. My jaw hurt for a week afterwards.

Claim 3

When I started out working, my friend had a job working for Columbia pictures in London sorting out itinarys for stars who were over here for short visits. I went to meet him for lunch and when I went in his office he was talking with Clint Eastwood. I'd never seem anyone famous before and my jaw dropped to the floor and I couldn't speak. He just said 'hi' to me, spoke for a while to my friend and smiled at me when he left. I felt such a fool to be so star struck.


Sorry to hog this post...
hijack

Music

RE: Computer problem can you help

I hope this helps get your soundcard working properly.

Check you have the latest drivers for your soundcard. Download them from the manufacturers website.

If it's onboard the motherboard do a google search and find out the mother boards specs for and it should tell you which soundcard is embedded. Normally it's an AC97 but this does vary and search for a driver for it on Google.

Got to 'Control Panel' then 'Sounds and Audio Devices'
Go through all the drop down boxes (except MIDI) and make sure that your souncard is selected in them all and then click 'Apply'

Go to 'Start', 'All Programs', 'Assessories', 'Entertainment','volume control'

Make sure that all the sliders are at the top and none of the sound types are muted.

If you are having problems with a particular player. ie iTunes is using Quicktime but Explorer (and therefore You Tube) is defaulting to Windows Media Player make Quicktime your default player. Alternatively download Real Player for free and allow it to become your default player. Uopdate your windows media player too.

I'd also advice swaping you browser from explorer to Firefox. It's free and has none of the problems Internet Explorer seems to be plagued by. I'd advice using the free Add ons for Firefox called WOT and Adblock too.

Re slow performance.

If you've cleaned up the PC and it's still running slow. I'd suggest looking at what you have running in the background. Most internet security applications are extremely processor intensive and I might be an idea to swap for something less heavy. There are plenty of good free ones like Comodo, Online Amor or if you're a novice Outpost.

Keep your registry cleaned up and clean out the DNS on a regular basis too.

if you're looking for a good preventative tools to protect from hihacks etc, I suggest Win Patrol. Again it's free, uses little processing power and you can actually see what is running in the background.

Hope this helps ya...

crazy

RE: CS says I'm too picky!

try looking for girls... maybe God is telling you someting?

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Every blocked someone before?

Wasn't me was it?..My letters can be so open hearted..and I send poems too

'Should I compare thee to a summers rose?'

if it's not me, ask them in which part of Africa they grow these roses?

remember

"a foal and some bunnies can be evily farted" or something like that

RE: Every blocked someone before?

I've had that problem .. call me on 0800 978 564 3321 and we can talk about it. (alt email me... MrConman@unknownadress.com.nigeria)

Please send $100 dollars via western Union to pre register for my one on 100000 councilling service.

RE: LADIES WE'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION

Have you found the 'mute' yet?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: LADIES WE'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION

That's okay, Remota doesn't need to work, all she has to do is make everything else work. I just gotta keep fondling her buttons and keep her happy.

Besides, if she get tempremental I'll withhold her batteries for a while till she comes round.

Since I've been with her, I final found out what my right hand is for..

cool

RE: LADIES WE'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION

Still need a woman in my life as I can't seem to find the 'washing and Ironing', 'clean up my mess after me' and 'put the toilet seat down' buttons.

Might have to upgrade

Once I've got those functions me and Remota will be getting hitched..

Maybe we'll hear the tiny bleeps of little baby Remota's in the future...

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep


head banger

RE: international relationship (would you have a realationship with someone from another country ?)

I travel around the World a lot and I measure everything by time not distance.. I can be in NYC in 6hrs or LA in 11hrs. Rio is only 12hrs away.

In Europe, Spain and Italy is just 2 1/2 hrs from me

My ex came from Brazil, but at the time I was also seeing girls in South Africa, Romania, Italy and Greece. (not at the same time but over a 2 year period)

Airfares are so low now.. and travel so much fun

Don't turn your nose up at other cultures. I'm more attracted to women from overseas than here, and there's nothing better if you're going on holiday to have someone to meet and show you the culture and lifestyle of the country.

If someone is interesting and exciting, I don't mind spending a few hours on a plane to meet them.

And if we hit it off we can spend time in each country

motorcycle thumbs up

RE: LADIES WE'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION

Mine does everything... the mother of all remotes..

You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house

You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!

Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!

If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .

..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while

Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..



nerd

RE: The secret of having white teeth

Don't live in the UK...

RE: Both my sons are in prison!!!

I had a friend who worked inside a car. She had to hold jellies while wearing a bikini. The car was driven round a track at high speed as the jellies went everywhere.

The result was video'd and then sold ... God knows who to...Who'd want to buy that? Must be a market as she got £400 per day.

beer

RE: DOES ANYBODY WISH THEY COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD A TIME TRAVEL MACHINE

I'd go back to last Euromillions rollover day and make sure I got the winning numbers. I could do with winning £10.


cheering

RE: THE NAAAAME GAAAAME!

Fred, Fred, bo-bred,
banana fana fo-red
Fee-fi-mo-mred
Fred!





Anything goes in
anything comes out
fish, banana's
old pyjama's
mutton, beef and trout.

phew... Gotta go now, my parrot just made an extremely tiring squawk and fell off it's perch..

sir bobby

RE: Russian brides

It's okay... I'm just caught in your leg hairs..

RE: Russian brides

30 seconds later...

"I think I've got garlic wrapped round my nuts"

RE: Russian brides

Time for the foreplay...


1/2 a bottle of Vodka and the words


"Brace yourself"

RE: Russian brides

I'm gonna throw on the floor and rip of your babooshka...

There it goes

Whooshhka!!!!


If I don't get it now I think I'm going to Borchst

RE: Russian brides

I'm gonna through on the floor and rip of your babooshka...

There is goes

Whooshhka!!!!

RE: Russian brides

Talking about contraception... what do American Men use as a contraceptive?

Their personality..

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Russian brides

Cheaper than Channel.. and much more practical. Someone tries it on, slip a couple of cloves in yer gob and they'll leave you alone.

Instant contraception..

RE: Russian brides

Trouble with Russian Bride is the same as the one with Italian men.

They start out looking gorgeous and then morph into bag ladies.

Italian men start out as black haired studs and morph into hairy pot bellied vest wearing couch potatoes.

No offence..

RE: Russian brides

So Kate Bushes song is all about manky headscarves?

shock

RE: Russian brides

Be Careful.. Some of these girls are experts at getting you to part with your cash. They'll tell you what you want to hear.

If they sound too good to be true, they probably are.

Look for undoctored photo's where they don't look like supermodels (even then they've picked up on that ,and are using more normal photo's now). Make sure the profile has more than one photo and there are a few photo's taken in normal locations not studios.

Never go anywhere with them other than a place recommended by the hotel. Under no circumstances give them money. Sometimes they'll ask for presents and before you know it you've blown $1000 in a video camera and when your cash is gone so are they. Flowers are fine, but keep it at that.

Use netmeeting to have an online video chat and see where they are and what they look like. You can activate it by going to Start then Run and typing in 'Conf'

There are some decent girls but for ever one there are 5 scammers. I'd check out a few sites as well and see if they are on there to. I've seen the same girl on 6 sites each time with a different name.

Good luck
typing

Bad Boy, Gentleman, Geek, or Artist - Which one turns you on girls?

looks like we artists come out bottom again.

RE: Women with email but no phone?

I meant don't write to her..

RE: Women with email but no phone?

You can also see then in a video using Netmeeting... If she has on a large Kaftan, pill box hat and look like a big hairy guy from Nigeria, do write to her anymore.

doh

RE: Women with email but no phone?

You could always install Skype or set up a Netmeeting call. All computers have netmeeting.

Go to Start and the Run

Type in Conf and then OK.

The netmeeting client with then be installed. You can talk online for free for ever.

RE: We were all kids once.....What did you want to be when you grow up

Anything but my father


however as time progresses I find I am slowly becoming him.

My pants are now moving up towards my neck and my waistine is moving underneath the waistband to compensate.

Soon I'll be breaking out the flat cap and comfortable undies.

I'm already moaning about the price of things and how much better it was when I was young.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!

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