LADIES WE'VE GOT SOME COMPETITION (17)
Our battery operated toy doesn't make a noise like yours!
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Mine does everything... the mother of all remotes..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
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Music_Is_Life: Mine does everything... the mother of all remotes..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
I rest my case.
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Big_John: Our battery operated toy doesn't make a noise like yours!
we can talk to it and it doesnt answer back
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tainogirl: She's usually dark,long and curvy and she's always up for a free feel. She doesn't mind having her buttons pushed over and over and she lights up everytime a man fingers her soft knobs. And she know every man wants her body especially her wide screen lovebox, as she drives him to ecstasy with just one push. I mean how do you compete with a woman who goes by such an exotic name as Remota Controlla. LADIES NOW YOU KNOW THE COMPETITION TAKE HEED! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
(what is mens fascination with the tv remote control?)
(what is mens fascination with the tv remote control?)
Cos it's the only thing that they can hold in THEIR hand and have COMPLETE control over.
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Music_Is_Life: Mine does everything... the mother of all remotes..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
You can use it to turn anything on and off anywhere in the house
You'll have to rip it out of my cold dead clammy hand..!!
Its mine I tell you.. Mine all Mine!!!!!!!!!
If only it had worked on the Ex when she was nagging. .
..Women can talk for ever...Wouldn't it be nice to be able to mute them every once in a while
Good job it goes in one ear and out the other... We're trained to ignore everything accept for a few key words and grunt to pretend we're listening..
Well HELL. You're all hooked up then. No need for a woman in your life mister! You and Remota Controlla will live happily ever after!
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NeWildflower: Well HELL. You're all hooked up then. No need for a woman in your life mister! You and Remota Controlla will live happily ever after!
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Big_John: Our battery operated toy doesn't make a noise like yours!
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how come on the remote the push the button ALOT?
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NeWildflower: Well HELL. You're all hooked up then. No need for a woman in your life mister! You and Remota Controlla will live happily ever after!
Still need a woman in my life as I can't seem to find the 'washing and Ironing', 'clean up my mess after me' and 'put the toilet seat down' buttons.
Might have to upgrade
Once I've got those functions me and Remota will be getting hitched..
Maybe we'll hear the tiny bleeps of little baby Remota's in the future...
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
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In response to: She's usually dark,long and curvy and she's always up for a free feel. She doesn't mind having her buttons pushed over and over and she lights up everytime a man fingers her soft knobs. And she know every man wants her body especially her wide screen lovebox, as she drives him to ecstasy with just one push. I mean how do you compete with a woman who goes by such an exotic name as Remota Controlla. LADIES NOW YOU KNOW THE COMPETITION TAKE HEED! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
(what is mens fascination with the tv remote control?)
Well I guess remota will be barred from my house when I get married.(what is mens fascination with the tv remote control?)
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Music_Is_Life: Still need a woman in my life as I can't seem to find the 'washing and Ironing', 'clean up my mess after me' and 'put the toilet seat down' buttons.
Might have to upgrade
Once I've got those functions me and Remota will be getting hitched..
Maybe we'll hear the tiny bleeps of little baby Remota's in the future...
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Might have to upgrade
Once I've got those functions me and Remota will be getting hitched..
Maybe we'll hear the tiny bleeps of little baby Remota's in the future...
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Just make sure she doesn't divorce you for over working her, take the kids and then take you to the cleaners.
Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop.
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tainogirl: Just make sure she doesn't divorce you for over working her, take the kids and then take you to the cleaners.
Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop.
Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop.
That's okay, Remota doesn't need to work, all she has to do is make everything else work. I just gotta keep fondling her buttons and keep her happy.
Besides, if she get tempremental I'll withhold her batteries for a while till she comes round.
Since I've been with her, I final found out what my right hand is for..
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