Make sure you get plenty experience on roundabouts, both one lane and multiple lane. One thing that drives me batty on the road is the amount of peps who just dont know how to use the damn things..
Though it is great news your friend is seeking help and advice, that is only the start of the treatment. She will have to continue through the course of treatment even though she herself will at times feel she no longer needs it. That is where a BIG mistake can be made, for a false sence of security can build up because other people have been helping her with her problems. Then come the time when she herself has to make a really serious decision she may relapse to the former state.. Now that she has started she has got to continue right on and this may include going on a course of antidepressants even long term..And remember:- problems never go away..We just become a lot better at facing up to and dealing with them...
But at last you've both taken the first steps..Things WILL get better..
Hey hon… Sorry to read of the situation you find yourself in concerning your friend and I hope you gather the strength you need from the support and advice of your friends here on CS. First thing you got to realise is that no matter how strong and powerful we all appear or portray to be, within their dwells a weakling. Though we do our utmost to suppress our weaknesses, in the right/wrong situations they will show through and will astonish and astound even our closest friends. From what I’ve read, DustyRose has given you the very best advise. Remember, to get through this your going to have to be very strong and very honest with both yourself and with her. Yes she may be afraid to talk with you about what is troubling her as I’m sure she is struggling to understand what is happening to her herself but she also realises she needs someone to help. >> You have to realise also that in answering this call, irrespective of the outcome you cannot blame yourself if she does succeed in her threat.<< ( Just a note:- She says she has no reason to be alive!! Having a friend like you is every reason to be alive !! )
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female." Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White." Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
Dont know why they bother putting r/abouts on roadways..Lots of ppl driving on Irish roads just dont know how to use them..And its not just the visitors to our lil country....
Hows about I get that old buddy to whom I owe my life to drive the old lady home (or if she is that bad then to the nearest hospital)I wait at the bus stop with my perfect dream woman (if she's my dream woman then she'll be worth it) We get the bus to my 'ol buddies pad to collect my car and we drive off into the sunset..( that is of course if my buddy lives on the east coast then we would finish up driving west towards Galway.)
Can anyone recommend a good hotel on the way to Galway!!!
Maybe it finishes on 2nd for most of us. It seems the Corkonians have it down to a "T", they carry on celebrating up to 6th Jan. Or is it that women in Cork are just that little bit more liberated and insist on their own time to be waited on hand and foot...
Little Christmas. or Nollaig Bheag in the Irish language, is one of the traditional names in Ireland and Italy for January 6, more commonly known as the Epiphany. It is so called because it was, until the adoption of the Gregorian calendar, the day on which Christmas Day was celebrated. It is the traditional end of the Christmas season and the last day of the Christmas holidays for both Primary and Secondary schools.
It is also known as Nollaig na mBan (Women's Christmas), so called because of the tradition (still very strong in Cork, though only just surviving in the rest of the country) of Irish men taking on all the household duties on that day and giving their spouses a day off. Most Corkonian women will either hold parties or go out to celebrate the day with their friends, sisters, mothers, aunts etc. Bars and restaurants across Cork have a near 100% female clientele on this night. Children often buy presents for their mothers and grandmothers and it closely resembles Mother's Day in this respect
For someone you know who will be missing someone this Christmas...
Try to imagine a house that's not a home Try to imagine a christmas all alone That's where I'll be Since you left me
My tears would melt the snow What can I do Without you I've got no place, no place to go
It'll be lonely this christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold so cold Without you to hold This christmas
Each time I remember the day you went away And how I would listen to things you have to say I just break down, as I look around And the only things I see Are emptiness and loneliness And an unlit christmas Tree
It'll be lonely this christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold so cold Without you to hold This christmas
You remember last year, when you and I were together We never thought there'd be an end And I remember looking at you then And I remember thinking that christmas must have been made for us Cause darlin' this is the time that you really need love When it means so very very much
It'll be lonely this christmas Without you to hold It'll be lonely this christmas Lonely and cold It'll be cold so cold Without you to hold This christmas
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss's side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, " It was the final straw - you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f~*!'s that on the balcony with Dave?"
1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls...
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town...
Any irrational Irishman would'nt allow a mere thing called employment interfere with their drinking life... Contact your union rep and insist on your rights for time off for public relations...(Please do not confuse this with family relations, which is another complete waste of any irrational Irishman's drinking time!!!)
This guy goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man comes back in a few minutes with some toilet paper and some cotton balls.
The pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but you asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with toilet paper and cotton balls. Why?"
The man responds: "Well, last night I sent the old lady to the store for a carton of cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some papers. Tonight, she can roll her bloody own!"
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Mad !!
Ty hon...Will check both of em out....