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RE: THE KITTY & THE FROG

well... it depends who im talking to... if its a brunette, no i cant... if its a redhead... its low but i do have a few extra points....



.... and if its a blonde..... im Einstein's cousin twice removed.....





.... missing front teeth and all !!!!!




cool

RE: Thank you girls

actually im horizontal at the moment.... just dont happen to have a partner to dance the mambo with me right now !!!!



damn it !!!!





frustrated frustrated frustrated

RE: Thank you girls

naw .... i just woke up.... but i am think that maybe i should be beering !!!!!!


dunno

RE: Thank you girls

huh???? who wears makeup????...... what????


im confused.... women wearing makeup cant apologize to females????

thats no shock !!!!

but i dont think its the makeup that makes em not apologize... it the genes !!!!!


dunno dunno

RE: If you could change something.....

well Tues is gonna be blonde.... so really i could tell her anything and she'll just buy it !!!!


grin

RE: If you could change something.....

that's right.... i'd have a hot wife for every night of the week and home cooked meals 3 times a day !!!!!



grin

RE: If you could change something.....

whoever the hell that is????dunno dunno dunno



just let me know when the movie comes out and i'll watch it !!!!





... so long as its not a chick flick !!!!


doh

RE: If you could change something.....

screw the planet !!!



id make it a law that (adult) women should put out on demand !!!!


married ones to their hubbies and the other "free for all"



head banger head banger head banger



that would guarantee none of us would be single and yall would have to act like "real" wives instead of all that liberation and equality crap !!!!!


doh doh



grin

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

there is?????????



could have fooled me !!!!!!!!



dunno dunno


grin

RE: Ok - would you date somebody who claims to be normal?

im confused pops.......confused confused




are you saying that there are ACTUALLY woman who claim NOT to be normal ????????????

dunno dunno dunno

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

hmmmmmm......



well... the one you are referring to DOES plenty of pumping!!!!dunno dunno





.... and has its own mind too!!!!!!




cool









other than that... im still lost on any other pumping organ !!!!!confused

RE: NFL playoff thread!

hey.... any night that is a blur to me the next day was a good night in my book !!!!!!!


head banger head banger

RE: NFL playoff thread!

sorry to hear !!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: NFL playoff thread!

well... thats just too damn complicated bro....

i'll just throw my $700 on beer... that way all i have to worry about is the hangover !!!!!


cheers

RE: NFL playoff thread!

yeah.... well, i guess i gots to commend ya for sticking with the second best !!!!!

grin grin

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

well..... if you change your mind... let me know....











.... i want pics !!!!!!





grin grin

RE: NFL playoff thread!

well im glad i didnt bet.... cos all you said just confused the living crap out of me...... !!!!confused confused


whatever happened to betting on a winner straight up ???????


dunno dunno

RE: NFL playoff thread!

clearly you are a confused young lass !!!!!!!


doh

RE: NFL playoff thread!

hot damn im good !!!!!!!



cool

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

....and it is exactly that negative attitude that is making us men bitter.....




.... how the hell are we supposed to get sum if yall keep taking your damn vows of celibacy ??????frustrated frustrated frustrated



oh well.......



..... another one bites the dust !!!!!doh doh doh

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

heart???????confused confused confused



what's that??????dunno dunno dunno

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

only time i hear bell and whistles is when i forget to put my ear protection on at the range !!!!!!!


dunno dunno

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

..........and shortly after that you'll be in rehab from smoking so many drugs !!!!!!


doh doh doh

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

well bro... i see a trip to Vegas in OUR future !!!!!



head banger head banger head banger head banger

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

yes you should have just closed your eyes and put out !!!!!!doh doh doh



good grief !!!


why do yall keep on thinking that you should be attracted to the dude...... WE are the shallow ones.... yall just need to be happy that WE want to do naughty things to yall !!!!!

frustrated frustrated


grin

RE: NFL playoff thread!

i was right about the Colts beating the undeserving Jets !!!!doh doh doh


you sure you are not blonde????dunno dunno



grin




and imma be right again with Aints !!!!


4 for 5 so far !!!!


head banger head banger head banger

RE: NFL playoff thread!

no to rub it in or anything but............











































I HATE IT WHEN IM RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!





grin

RE: NFL playoff thread!

peace outpeace

RE: WOULD YOU ''TICKLE'' THE POSTER ABOVE????

ooopsdoh

RE: WOULD YOU ''TICKLE'' THE POSTER ABOVE????

yall do..... but not just be...... all of us dudes !!!!!!



doh

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