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RE: The Sensitive Man

dude... why you have to be giving away my secrets ??????very mad very mad






















and btw ladies......


























there is only one teddy bear left.... and its on the top shelf..... any of yall think you can earn it????



grin

RE: Girls, What do you want from us??

yeah ....something like that ....




cool

RE: Girls, What do you want from us??

to PUT OUT !!!!!!


doh doh

RE: how likely would you be to date someone who was heavier then you?

are you for real?????



yeah i cant wait to date a chick that's over 200 lbs !!!!!!doh doh



talk about replacing a shoe and makeup credit card bill with a Mcdonald's one !!!!frustrated frustrated

RE: where are all the cute guys at?????

well... true that... plus most of em usually go to family reunions to find their next gf !!!!


when is YOUR next family reunion???? you just may get lucky !!!!


laugh

RE: Where have all the good girls gone!!

no such a thing bro........ they are ALL evil.... the sooner you figure that out the sooner you can learn to use em for what that one thing that they are "good" for... and i say "good" with some hesitation there !!!!




doh

RE: where are all the cute guys at?????

well... if you would just lower your standards a wee bit and accept folk with just the front teeth missing, then im sure you'd find tons of em down yonder !!!!


doh

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

naw..... i have a thing against wine drinking Ohioans..... but thanks anyways !!!!



doh

RE: What's holding you back ?

aaaahhh....


dont sweat it bro..... just chalk it up to womanhood and their inability to communicate effectively with us.... !!!!!


im sure she was just trying to be funny without realizing that some of us dont take "funny" the same as others !!!!


dunno

RE: What's holding you back ?

oh yes it can... trust me !!!



yall just cant hang with the big boyz to see it happen is all !!!!



grin

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

yeah... well.. you mentioned wine....





.... im out !!!!





doh

RE: What's holding you back ?

hell.... canada...... same diff.... its just that one is colder than the other !!!!!






grin

RE: What's holding you back ?

tho whoever the "lucky" feller happens to be, may not take so kindly to the "rusty" performance !!!!!



dunno

RE: What's holding you back ?

aaaaahhhhhh.....




naaaaawwwww..... im doing fine in that department... but thanks for your concern ma'am.....




dont worry tho... when the time comes (if it ever does) im sure you'll pick it back up fairly quick... its kinda like riding a bike.... you never really forget !!!!!!



comfort comfort

RE: What's holding you back ?

actually i was thinking more in terms of "emphasis on permanent celibacy"



doh doh doh

RE: What's holding you back ?

well.... live and learn bro....


next time you like a chicks profile, just hit me up and i'll let ya know how to proceed ....



grin

RE: What's holding you back ?

well once again.... yall "think" too much.....





some more than others......





doh

RE: What's holding you back ?

dude... lesson #1



dont EVER send a chick flowers.....it can only have 2 consequences

1. you get classified as the "he's so nice, but im not interested in him that way" category, hence you get stuck in the "friends zone" or...

2. she gets the idea (if she likes ya) that you are the nice romantic type and WILL expect you to be that way FORVER .... and will make sure to let you know if you EVER fail to meet her expectation




you are better off sending her beer (lots of it) that way, if she likes ya, she'll probably invite ya to drink em with her in which care "you are IN" and if she dont like ya, she'll still be nice and invite ya anyways, in which case once she is drunk you can get yours and she wont remember your name or number in the morning !!!



professor

RE: What's holding you back ?

well yeah... 3 seconds at a time..... but several times a day !!!



grin

RE: What's holding you back ?

im lose with something else.....




dont smell are puuurdy, but it last longer, dont need water and makes yall just as warm and fuzzy inside !!!!




grin

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

well.... hell.... invite whats her name.... she sounds like she needs to get out for a night !!!!



dunno

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

well i would repeat myself... but i cant be arsed to at the moment... so just read my last post to that other Oh chick....


it applies here perfectly !!!


grin

RE: What's holding you back ?

no probs bro.... im here for ya !!!



it is my duty to help out my fellow brethren....





just remember, THEY are the ENEMY and all the seek is to lead us astray !!!!!!



professor

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

go ahead... sue away.... you can HAVE half my debt !!!



grin

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

seriously !!!!



are yall just psycho beyond help or just plain slow?????




im starting to think that lee is the smarty one round these parts as of late!!!!doh



what part of "i dont bat for the other team" are yall having a problem understanding?????dunno dunno dunno



i know yall think yall are so hot that NO STRAIGHT man would ever turn yall down.... but, really, yall need to step outside of Denialville for once.... maybe then yall would actually realize that SOME of us actually have standards !!!!!!doh doh

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

hmmmmmmmmm.......



devil

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

well... im pretty sure that i dont really wanna know about YOUR poking experiences.... frankly the idea that you like to "poke" is somewhat disturbing to me !!!!!



but hey..... in this day and age.....its ok for you to be into whatever you chose to be into !!!



i just prefer not to hear the details is all !!!!!







dunno








..... tho now the whole "gay" thing you brought up earlier makes a lot more sense !!!!!



doh

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

well for starters... they cost a bundle, dont work as well as (cheaper) chains, they tear up anything in their path, they are noisy as hell, wear out quickly and thus stop performing, they are high maintenance and look just plain nasty !!!!



..... kinda like.... well.... you know.....





womens !!!!!




doh

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

unfortunately.....



but at least the snow only lasts a few days or weeks..... the frigidness is permanent !!!!


doh

RE: Who is D hotesssssss woman on CS???

that's right....


i want nothing to do with snow tires or anything that has anything to do with "frigid" conditions



doh doh

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