RE: "I've read your profile", and other inanities.

I think they are just fishing. I got one very recently too. In fact get them a lot. I know they didn't look at my profile and then plus they usually have a "model" like picture posted. Ya, right. And also, they are usually about 20 years younger than me. Once again - ya, right. I suspect they just want me to open my wallet and send all the money I have. Right. Sign me up, buddy!

doh

RE: What gift has getting older given you that you didn't expect?

Boldness. Patience. Teflon.

I guess it's more like water off a duck's back. Some things just don't matter much anymore. And you go off doing what you want anyway!

RE: Why are there Mean People on here? Too Humorous...

Psha. Silly willy! They just are!

A little confused...

Thanks you all for your thoughts. I got my questions answered! Blessings and night-night! :) K

RE: Would you ...

Altoids handy? (heavy duty mints for those who don't know....)

A little confused...

Well, I guess I am just old. Thanks for your thoughts.

A little confused...

Well, Miss Kitty is very tired tonight. What do you folks think about pot? (Weed, mary jane, etc.) Is it more accptable than it once was. Less acceptable? Does it become more or less acceptable as one gets older? I know I am tossing this out on the international forums, but I would love what you all have to say.

Once again, Miss Kitty is a little tired of and of....

Later, K

RE: I need some little help..

Um, I think if your run a "google" search or other for computer speak or abreviations, you might get a list of what they mean. I know I am still learning all of them too! LOL!

RE: Very Wrong

Do you mean in dating? You think that people should date only exclusively? One person only?

Hang out to me means just that. Hang out and nothing else. Maybe I am a little confused on this confused

RE: Math Test

Mine was my most hated movie. Is that what you meant?

RE: Any clean jokes post here

Okay, one more. We love blonde jokes, right? :)

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

RE: Any clean jokes post here

I roared! The above two are great! rolling on the floor laughing

Here's another (I hope it is considered clean):

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

RE: Any clean jokes post here

Okay, here's one for ya:

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

RE: Any clean jokes post here

Awwwww......cute! Good one!

RE: Prices

I remember it being like 39 cents a gallon, that's why!

RE: Prices

Same here in Eastern Oregon. Seen it as high as $2.89, just yesterday.

RE: back in time

Yes I would, simply to "experience" those times, traditions, societies. I know we can read about it, see reinactments of it and so forth, but to really experience it and the differences would be awsome.

To live the development of the country and politics.
To live the different religions of the past.
To follow the local traditions of family and society.
To dress differently, live differently, etc.
Well, just let your mind flow there.

But of course, I'd want a return ticket to now!

peace

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

Yes, you are right about that. We had an excellent day today in our trip to the "big" city. He dropped me off at about 8 pm this evening, and I miss him terribly. I really appreciate him. I guess that is what every one is talking about. It is good to be reminded! Blessings to you, my dear friend! I thank you for taking the time to write me your thoughts! :) K

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

I love what you have written.
Thanks, man.

Hugs, K

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

Oh my gosh. I have read all of your posts. You guys just want to make me cry. So wonderful that you have shared your deepest thoughts. Thank you so much.

One of the things he said to me this evening over dinner was that he was happy until I wanted to change him. I said to him, "why would I want to do that?" I told him that I loved him and admired him just the way he was. That he had spent a lifetime making himself just who he was. And it was just this man, who he had become, who he is - that's the one I want.

He said he was surprised. This had never happened before.

Baby steps I guess. Each life time is different. I hope I am not to scary. But then again - I am not pedestrian....

Once again - bless you all!

Hugs, K

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

I can’t believe how happy I am, you guys. I am writing this before I read your thread posts and also your private emails. I am pondering on what RobertC2 said an also on what Adamisk said which is the last time I read your thoughts and such. And they are both right. I have done what comes naturally and it is perfect.

I love to listen to his stories. I love to give a back rub to an aching muscle. I love to cook for him. I love to dress up for him. I love to have my house tidy for him and so on. And also I love to let him be the man. One thing that he liked about me in the first place was that I could do a lot of things on my own (I have been remodeling my house and also the yard). But I also know my limits. I know when to ask for help. All I did today was to say “I can’t get these screws in – what should I do?” Should I scrape that out so they will go in or what? He put my dinette set together for me as we sat and visited on the couch. It was really great.

Yesterday, he brought his air compressor out from his house and pumped up the tires on my car (muscle car from the 60’s that my dad left me when he passed away.) Tomorrow we are going to the big city to shop. I know that he wants nicer clothes and I get to go along (wink). I am so very happy.

Only you men will know, but now he is starting to sound a little bit afraid. Afraid of his feelings for me? I am not sure. Only time will tell.

Now, my dear friends, I will read your posts and your emails. Thank you in advance for your kind words.

Hugs, K

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

So far I have not. So your advice is spot on. Thank you for saying just that. Sometimes it is good to be reminded. Bless your heart for telling/reminding me of this. K

teddybear

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

Thanks, man. I appreciate your thoughts! It's great! K
teddybear

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

RobertC. That is lovely. Thank you so much. I will go to sleep a happy woman tonight. Blessings to you, my dear!

teddybear

Men, your advice appreciated on this one-Sincerely

I am wanting to know what really makes you men happy in your heart when you fall in love with a woman. What delights you?

Don't get too explicit on this thread or we will get kicked off this site. I would love your private emails to advise me on the explicit stuff. I mean it.

I have been out of the loop for about 15 years, but I found some one I really care about.

He actually cares about me too.

I am nearly 50 years old an he is a little older than me.

I really want you fellas to tell me what makes you most happy. I might have forgotten or maybe I just don't know about it. Maybe I never learned it before.

Please advise.

Thanks, K

RE: If you had the power to get rid of 1of the following(All over the planet) which 1would it be?

Oh, I get it. I am talking with a bunch of democrats. Nevermind. Go ahead with your soccer mom ways. Nothing will ever change.

Nevermind. See ya!bouquet

RE: If you had the power to get rid of 1of the following(All over the planet) which 1would it be?

Flipped on the news lately? So many countries have a real poverty problem. If they had money, the could have schools. They could send their kids to schools. In school, the kids would LEARN and there they would start to obtain the correct information thus eliminating their ignorance. If there were no need for money, each country could fix its own problems.

It does not matter how many zeros a computer can tack onto a number. OP gave us the question of which ONE to ELIMINATE WORLDWIDE. If money were not an issue, much could be accomplished.

Grand billionaire are famous for giving away tons of money. They do this because they don't need it. They do this to help with poverty, education/ignorance so people can fix their own problems and build a better world.

Think about it, if you never had to worry about money again, wouldn't you do something different than you have been doing. Wouldn't you contributed and participate to build a better world.

And for all of you out there reading this thread, please look up the word ignorance and the word stupidity. They are way different.

RE: If you had the power to get rid of 1of the following(All over the planet) which 1would it be?

Maybe you need to look up the word ignorance. This is the word OP used. Ignorance and knowledge are very closely rlated. Perhaps you are talking about plain old stupidity and laziness?????confused

RE: If you had the power to get rid of 1of the following(All over the planet) which 1would it be?

Yep, and knowledge is obtained thru education. Education is paid for with MONEY. Poverty/money? Get the connection?

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you had the power to get rid of 1of the following(All over the planet) which 1would it be?

Ignorance is lack of knowledge otherwise known as education. With proper funds, ignorance is eliminated. Because of proper funds there really would be no need for greed. wine

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