Yep in college a few years back i stayed in college dorms, we all got very bored so we played loads of practical jokes on each other, you know what a group of lads can get up ta Well 1 of the boys went to the toilet but he knew there was something up so he brought a rainjacket in to the cubicle with him We grabbed the firehose and stretched it out and brought it into the toilets and turned it on, I tried to squeeze the nozzle in between the gap at the top of the toilet door and the ceiling but it wouldnt really fit, He got soaked alright but he was wearing the rainjacket so he wasnt so bad, the rest of us were in stitches laughing at it all and of course i wanted him to get absolutely drowned with water as pay back from a prank he played on me earlier on that day so i went into the cubicle next to the 1 he was in and tried to stand up on the toilet cistern so i could reach the hose in over to his cubicle properly, It worked for all of 5 seconds then the the whole cistern crumbled under me and broke into i dunno how many pieces, it started gushing water out and flooded the toilets out and even went out onto the corridor and flooded a few rooms and seeped through the ceiling into people roomas below We were all pissed on cider and had smoked a few joints but we knew we`d get into awful trouble over it all so i decided to take the blame and made up a story to tell the owners, They were fairly pissed off when i met them but i told them i had been relieveing myself in the toilet and as i went to stand up i slipped and my elbow cracked off the cistern, They believed me i dunno why cause it was such a crazy lie to tell them, I didnt have to pay any compensation because only superficial damage was caused
Have you watched that programme Doctors, does be on rte 1 every weekday, Check out the black woman, her face is deffo plastic, looks like michael jackson
Well i can fool people into thinkin that i can levitate, by keeping my two heels together and pushing up with my right foot, it works quite well at some angles, people really believe it
It started in 1847 i think it was a bad year for potatoe crops, see we irish depended on our spuds or we would simply starve, but those few years were particularly bad because the crops became infested with potatoe blight, So it was a choice starve to death or emigrate, The population at the time was something like 8 million people i think and it was halved in those few years, The countyr was under british control at the time and the british brought in tonnes of indian corn to feed the starving, it didnt do much good, Most people died and some emigrated to England, American and even australia i think, They travelled on ships nicknamed coffin ship as many people died on the journey over Irish people have been leaving ever since really although not at the same rate as it was in the bad old days of 1840s, The recession in the 80s made many emigrate in search of a better life thats probably y us irish are spread around the world, And even this recession is making more young irish emigrate
A beautiful young Kerry woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the pier, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to America tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to America. Plus he’s screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Valencia Island Ferry."
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Yep in college a few years back i stayed in college dorms, we all got very bored so we played loads of practical jokes on each other, you know what a group of lads can get up taWell 1 of the boys went to the toilet but he knew there was something up so he brought a rainjacket in to the cubicle with him
We grabbed the firehose and stretched it out and brought it into the toilets and turned it on, I tried to squeeze the nozzle in between the gap at the top of the toilet door and the ceiling but it wouldnt really fit, He got soaked alright but he was wearing the rainjacket so he wasnt so bad, the rest of us were in stitches laughing at it all and of course i wanted him to get absolutely drowned with water as pay back from a prank he played on me earlier on that day so i went into the cubicle next to the 1 he was in and tried to stand up on the toilet cistern so i could reach the hose in over to his cubicle properly, It worked for all of 5 seconds then the the whole cistern crumbled under me and broke into i dunno how many pieces, it started gushing water out and flooded the toilets out and even went out onto the corridor and flooded a few rooms and seeped through the ceiling into people roomas below
We were all pissed on cider and had smoked a few joints but we knew we`d get into awful trouble over it all so i decided to take the blame and made up a story to tell the owners,
They were fairly pissed off when i met them but i told them i had been relieveing myself in the toilet and as i went to stand up i slipped and my elbow cracked off the cistern, They believed me i dunno why cause it was such a crazy lie to tell them, I didnt have to pay any compensation because only superficial damage was caused