Lillyofthevalley Forum Posts (3,152)

Grocery Store come ons????

Well at least he propositioned you...there was a point to it even though there was a snowball in hell's chance of it working!

I don't get it...do they really think we're going to jump them right there in the freezer section?

Grocery Store come ons????

Okay so I am at the grocery store looking at top sirloin medallions and this guy stands next to me and asks What are they like? I like a ding bat think he's actually interested in the meat give him my opinions and comparisons to other cuts and my recommendation on how to cook it. So he say "Slow and Long" then grins at me a toddles off. I'm standing there thinking WTF?

RE: Solicitation

Otherwise known as afterglow?

RE: Solicitation

RE: My luck has finally changed! I just climbed up out of my hole

That's great news!

RE: Solicitation

That is your three R's is it? It's looking like I may get the three R's today...overcast...

RE: Destructive Relationships

Like a foul litter box....

RE: Destructive Relationships

You...out of tune??? Can hardly believe that. Ya must have been on the night shift...

RE: Prayers for my mom please...

Hang tough girl...our thought prayers and all the good vibes we can muster are going your way!

RE: Solicitation

Flying on auto pilot,
Not operating within all parameters,
Operating at half wattage,
Only one cylinder functional,


All things we know too well! Desperate here this morning . I ran out of coffee cream. I'm here putting coffee in the creamer container swishing it around trying to get a little colour...opps....not suppose to admit that stuff....damn half wattage!

RE: Be careful on the people you meet.....

meany!

RE: Solicitation

A Rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.

Morning Obi! well.... it's morning to me...graveyard shift!

Fly by.....

OMG...Look what happens when you're not around!...Hey Gordie! Long time no see!

RE: Solicitation

Courting does not end at the beginning of a marriage it goes on for the lifetime of the marriage if you want the marriage to last a lifetime...

RE: I'm in Pennsylvania!

Geeze I thought you got sucked into a black hole or something...

RE: Happy (almost) Birthday

Now it's really pissing me off that you're so far away. I can't soak up all the good stuff and then pass him back to you when the stinky stuff comes up.



Ummm BTW you sure he's yours....I don't see much hair.. and for the record I was right...someday he'll have a grey beard

RE: Science...or...God???

I don't wear makeup but when I decide I'm going to...You'll be the first person I'll call for the how to instructions!!
I thought I set up the timer but it didn't work...PMO!

RE: Science...or...God???

Morning Urs...know anything about programming VCR's?

RE: Are We A Prozac Nation....

Little?? You're way too modest

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

depends , if they are helpful like me, I'd point you to a nice street corner and ask you to contribute there to our local economy

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

so true!

RE: Science...or...God???

I think there is so much about this existance we don't understand. Science everyday desperately tries to feed our need to understand. Traditionally God, I think, is what is created to answer the questions we do not yet understand for the unkown is one of the biggest fears of mankind and we have to have answers. I think when we can't comprehend something scientifically or concretely then we believe it must be mystical somehow and that's our way of coping/satisifying our need to know. Some are content with this while others need the concrete to understand and accept.

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

If I knew what that was I might try to use it

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

I laughed but somehow that was a jab at women being confusing and you'all are no better so I won't laugh too hard....but it was good!

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

That's what I said to him.....I thought he was being difficult but I have been accused of being direct before so who the hell knows what a man wants!

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

Seriously .... You'd have no problem with your girlfriend /wife saying this to you? You wouldn't find it demanding?

RE: What Language Are Men Speaking???

Well I've never tried it outside the context of a relationship....maybe that makes a difference

RE: polygamy

correction...one of my husbands

RE: Good Karma!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful ..............