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I am so proud of my 19yo daughter, she is shaving her head in March for the worlds greatest shave! She currently has the most beautiful long hair, mid back length!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

I knew that Ron, Russ Crane.. did not know he was a bubblehead but knew he was a JR.

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

Good effort

I would talk that up too... my best effort is not even half as good as that... only managed to clear a space of 30ft around the BBQ I was cooking at the time.. funnily enough.. no one was hungry that day!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Hey..

Excellent Idea Miss TB, I met the love of my life the "old fashioned way" over a pint in a pub in Dublin... mind you it was at a connecting singles get together!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

Oh dear a periodical occurrence ... how dreadful!

If I had someone ask me is that you Sxc, I would probably choke on my tongue trying not to laugh... or just come straight out

and say is that you George (Michael)... Wham!!!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: The Last Word....

that would be me Super Banana

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: The Last Word....

I am fast enough to catch you Miss TB

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

Yes Ron, I was Ramsay 72nd

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Just for fun!!! :D

trapping farts in a vegemite jar and then lighting them... we learnt not to light them at the source after my older brother had a suck back and got singed bits and freckle!

Have you ever lit a fart?

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

I used to work with another windy Mel and she was very fond of farting in the lift at work with me in it! and slipstreaming me up the stairs! I got caught so many times, I actually stopped perving at her bum walking up the stairs and started to walk in front!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Just for fun!!! :D

refer to the other thread.. short answer.. uncontrolled FART!

Have you ever followed through (sharted) in public?

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

I would be afraid of coughing too loudly and launching a shart!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Random Comments #366

No F

, it was a miracle I found the gym... but I have been good I have been every day this year! Except for yesterday (I rested my sore knee) but obviously not enough... trying to shift a few Xmas kilos before I head back over to Ireland in 13 days (and counting)

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

That is called "Slip-streaming" T, it works really well on narrow winding stairways like on ships.. particularly the one I am on!.. a few boiled eggs, a plate of cabbage and bacon, Green Thai Curry for lunch, I am well primed for a bit of slip-streaming tomorrow!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

I had another more gratifying release though HS, I was married and in Darwin this time in 88, and I was in the local Woolies and happened to be standing in the meat department (it was cooler!) when I felt the urge, I snuck out an SBD and then called my wife over to talk to me, she took one sniff and then picked up a packet of mince and then said "I think this meat is off" I just agreed with a big smirk on my face and we hurried out of the area!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Has it ever happened to you

YES! It was mortifying... I was on a first date with a girl when I was a wee sailor of 16 in Kings Park in Perth, we were walking through the park and I went to step over a culvert and out ripped a loud pant tearing fart... I was so embarrassed that I could have disappeared in the dry drain. She was not too fussed though and we managed to finish the walk etc. Funnily enough though, we did not make it to a second date...

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: bible 'bashers'

WOW such brains and beauty! Where were you 12months ago when I was looking!

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Jan 15, 2011

RE: Hey..

hey Slobbit,
I was talking about one in the other thread "bring a single" with blonde, the general consensus between Blonde and I was that it should be in June 2011 in Melbourne at Y&J's and lots of people said they would come.

I also said I would not stay at your place as the bruises have only just healed that you left me with last time and after the comments above I am sure to get more!

Why don't you start a thread for expressions of interest and then go from there..I wont do as when I was involved in the Perth one lots of people had sly digs at the fact that I was attached and organising a singles night! As it was we only got 4 to the night but it was QUALITY not QUANTITY that mattered.

Cheers
MBR aka RISKY aka TARA aka the bruised
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