A Russian Woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in the English language, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries etc.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next, she needed to get some chicken breasts. Again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her the chicken breasts.
Then the poor lady needed to buy some sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this to the butcher, she brought her husband to the store...............
It was fun R .....I think the ladies enjoyed the day today. We had a wee tour around the Burrell and the Braes were good even saw "MA WEE HOOSE " just on the edge of the Braes on the south side of an unusually sunny Glasgow ....Nice shots R of the Loch and the hills....
You are alright Boom I had to drive on Saturday LOL....The crazy gang all up to Loch Lomond...We spent today at the Burrell and even went up to Cathkin Braes great view ll over Glasgow and we could see Ben Lomond and the hills clearly today....And yep I did sneak away at 2ish on Friday .....Well I was up and out by 8...Not a bad weekend folks thank you all for coming along....Sunnydaze and the others are not online at the moment ....So we can tell all the gossip about them for a bit
As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."
Went down this morning to sign on my Dog. The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit". I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is. She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. He gets his first cheque on Friday. Damn this is a great country.
I was thrown out of Starbucks yesterday for trying to be politically correct. Apparently a black coffee cannot be referred to as an African Americano.
Little boy crying in the market, man says "are you lost?" boy says "yes" man says "whats your mummy like?"
When having a shower earlier she called up, let me know when your finished and I'll lick you dry. sod that I thought it'll take ages, and used the towel instead.
I reckon around the end of September would be good for a Spanish bash. The end of the season for most and the fares etc drop a lot...I would go just to see that "pongo git " Steve....
I meant to say I met Ginge a couple of times lovely lass. Great person to talk to on so many levels and subjects....Oh and Skinnyminnie and a few of the Irish lads as well a good weekend....Shme there is not another Spanish one maybe at the end of the summer.....
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Evening....