Potatoe Scones 500g of mashed potatoes 100g of plain flour 50g of butter Pinch of salt Boil the tatties and then mash them thoroughly. Add butter and salt if needed. A healthier potato scone recipe should omit the salt.
In a mixing bowl mix in the plain flour with the mashed tatties ensuring the potato scones mixture does not go dry.
Empty onto a flat surface and use a rolling pin to roll out the mixture evenly and to a desired height of about 3mm. For this recipe for potato scones cut into the traditional shape of potato scones of triangles, though some bakers now sell round tattie scones.
Put each triangular potato scone into the griddle or frying pan and cook on both sides until brown.
Serve whilst hot for tasty potato scones.
Potato soup Veg A comforting classic, this easy potato soup uses a handful of store cupboard ingredients to great effect. Ingredients 55g/2oz butter 425g/15oz potatoes, peeled and diced to 5mm/1/3in 110g/4oz onions, diced to 1/3in 1 tsp salt freshly ground pepper 900ml/1½pt home-made chicken stock or vegetable stock 120ml/4fl oz creamy milk freshly chopped herbs to garnish Preparation method Melt the butter in a heavy saucepan. When it foams, add the potatoes and onions and toss them in the butter until well coated. Sprinkle with salt and a few grinds of pepper. Cover with a butter wrapper or paper lid and the lid of the saucepan. Sweat on a gentle heat for approximately 10 minutes. Meanwhile, bring the stock to the boil. When the vegetables are soft but not coloured add the boiling stock and continue to cook for about 10-15 minutes or until the vegetables are soft. Add the milk. purée the soup in a blender or food processor. Taste and adjust seasoning. Serve sprinkled with a few freshly chopped herbs or some of the following garnishes.
Now this is a serious problem...Remember NOT ALL but a few rogue men of Muslim/Pakistani etnicity have caused the problem.
And it has been shown to exist in all races. But, the vast majority have been Pakistani or Bangaldeshi.
Sort of blows the lads description of Muslims ....
Nothing wrong with Pakistanis or Muslims or any race or creed in this world. We ALL have rogues....So to try to push the rubbish he is trying it is totally wrong....
On Planet Earth 50,000 Englishmen were singing their national Anthem at Twickenham.
Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual behaviour
"MAKE HER VICTORIOUS" !!!!!!!!
The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if removed part of their brain without them even knowing.
So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit 50,000 Englishmens heads and took a part of their brain away. The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.
"HAPPY AND GLORIOUS" !!!!!!!
What the ???
The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing.
The English could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of their brain.
The Aliens watched on
"LONG TO REIGN OVER US" !!!!!!!
WHAT!!!"
The Aliens said to each other. "These English are very clever people even with half a brain. Let’s see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave them with no brains at all!"
So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Englishmens brain.
"Now surely they won’t know anything at all. They should be too dumb and stupid to sing anything now?"
And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the Aliens watched on, the Englishmen began to sing,
In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn’t resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p##is is under your pillow."
As I have been dodging doing the garden for weeks, drinking beer and watching football on tv was much more important.
So my wife thought she would make a point, went outside and was on her knees clipping the grass with tiny nail scissors. I went in the house, came ot with a toothbrush and said
"While you are doing that, here sweep the Drive love."
So the poor lad who missed his bus because he could not see due to the eyedrops and shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet himself waiting for the next bus, really does it for you???
Went to a Costa Coffee cafe the other day. Got my coffee, grabbed a newspaper and sat down, accompanied by easy listening music. Suddenly felt the urge to fart. Tried to keep it in for a while. After a few minutes I really needed to let go, then heard the music change to something with a thumping beat so let it out in time with that rythm. This went on for 3 songs, including one where a long drum roll covered one that rumbled the seat. Finished the coffee, rolled up the paper then saw everyone staring at me.
It was then I realised I still had my earphones on.
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We are all human....just to counterbalance the preaching try reading 
RE: Born on Nov. 11, 1911.... Hope I look that good when I'm 100 years old
If not the customersEvening folks