The most realistic trolls are the Nyform To the ones found in legend they conform They have greater detail And they sell at retail And their 'Troll News" does misinform!
“Of course I won't laugh,” said the nurse. “I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said Frank and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width - it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
“I am so sorry,” she said. “I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
Deep Joy,I have been saved the Man has banned me from another of his threads....All because he asked for a list of the lies he has posted.He promised he would apologise
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mates cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.
53,000 Trollsmeet in St James Park Newcastle for a ’TrollsAre Not Stupid’ convention. Mr HARD addresses the crowd ’We are all here today to prove to the world that Trolls are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?’
Mr Misty gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Mr Hard asks him ’What is 15 plus 15?’ After 15 or 20 seconds Misty says, ’Eighteen!’
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Trolls start chanting, ’Give him another chance! Give him another chance!’
Hard says ’Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he asks ’What is 5 plus 5?’ After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ’Ninety?’
Hard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Misty starts crying. But then the 53,000 Trolls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, ’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
Hard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says,
’What is 2 plus 2? ’Silence hangs over the stadium. Misty closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, ’Four?’
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Troll crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream
’GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!’
In the mid west of America, deep in the heart of the forest, two Red Indians and and Troll were trekking. Suddenly they came upon a a cave and one of the Indians went up to the entrance and called "Wooooo Woooo Wooo" Back came an answer "Woooo Woooo Woooo " and the Indian raced into the cave. "What was all that about" asked the Troll. "Well in some of the caves there is a beautiful Indian maiden ready for love and that’s how you attract her attention" After a few more miles they came upon another larger cave and the second Indian went up to the entrance and called "Wooooo Wooooo Woooo" Back came’ the answer "Woooo Woooo Woooo" and the second Indian raced into the cave. The Troll went on a further few miles and came upon a huge cave. He thought to himself "There must be one hell of an Indian maiden in there" and with that he tore off his clothes and raced inside.
The headlines in the local paper the next morning read " Naked Troll killed by a train in a tunnel"
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