Here is a chicken recipe that also uses popcorn in the stuffing......... When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are just not sure how to tell when the poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
1 Defrosted chicken. 1/4 cup of melted butter. 1 cup of stuffing. 1 cup of uncooked popcorn. Salt/Pepper to taste.
Pre-heat the oven to 180 degrees. Brush the chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing mixed with popcorn Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the front of the oven. Listen for popping sounds.
When the chicken's backside blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room and lands on the table,
Bang on Vinny, nothing wrong with the Ladies doing as they choose....I personally get to know folk on the forums first....Well it gives you an insight into what folk are like, generally ....
If lawyers are Disbarred and clergymen Defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be Delighted, musicians Denoted, cowboys Deranged, models Deposed, tree surgeons Debarked and dry cleaners Depressed.
You got it bang on, I only point out the effect on a singular person...Something that socialism forgets in its rush to a collective and often mediocre way of Life,Education,Welfare etc....As always JMO...
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college.
Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other left wing ideals, was very much in favour of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed.
Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a left wing professor (aren’t they all), she felt that her father had for years harboured an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs.
The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her left wing professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 60% average, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?" She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 40% average. College for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over."
Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct 10% off your average and give it to your friend who only has 40%. That way you will both have 50% and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution."
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, "That’s a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I’ve worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the conservative side of the fence."
1. Gordon the rooster Tony the farmer was in the fertilised egg business He had several
hundred young laying hens (pullets) and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. Tony kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Tony could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. Farmer Tony’s favourite rooster was old Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning Tony noticed old Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
Tony went to investigate. All the other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to farmer Tony’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do the business and walk on to the next one. Tony was so proud of Gordon, he entered him in the West Berks County Fair and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Peace Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.
A lot of folk just use the forums as a for of chat room entertainment. They just log on and chat to "friends" they have made on here over the time they have been using C S.
Some do attend meetings and have laugh, I often wonder if folk are using this as a form of social entertainment without having to actually meet the folk they chat to.
I have met a few folk from here socially and chat to others pretty regularly on the forums and some by the odd E-mail.As always I say to each their own and it is harmless in the main....
So with or without commitment I reckon folk get what they want fro CS. Nothing wrong with that in my opinion....
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'. And lo they gained 10 pounds.
And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....
And BBQ's......
He created night for going prawning,sleeping
and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, swimming > > and BBQ's on the beach,and God saw that it was good.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good..
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.
On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good .. ... Well.... Almost good.....
He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good..... It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggresive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. H'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in romantic pursuits." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Whats the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
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Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Our beer, which cometh in pints, hallowed be thy ale. Thy will be drunk, we will be drunk at home as we are in the pub. Give us each day our daily beverage. And forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spillest against us. And lead us not into poofy wine bars, or distract us from real ale. For mine is the bitter, the totty and the footy, forever and ever. Barmen.
Secondly if you analyze beer contains Alcohol even if it takes to be a drop yet it is clearly prohibited for the Muslims Jews and the Christians according to the scriptures which by quoting the verses I have proved that drinking dirt is forbidden it’s a heinous sin
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RE: Why people choose divorce?
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