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RE: Favorite line or saying when being sarcastic with someone...

I know you are lying to me...Why? Your lips are moving!

RE: CPR on a pet?

mmm...Bronson has been to the vet three times for doggie morphine, to make him spew...
Twice for 2 separate belts, one of which he spewed up when he got home on my Laura Ashley doona cover along with a heap of grass (Eeewww!), the other belt ended up being already through his system, and instead he spewed half a tonne of rubbish from the rubbish bag, including about 500grams cold chips.
The last time for 2 x 200gram blocks of 70% chocolate and 500g butter, which fortunatley he spewed in the carpack seconds before we put him in the car.
Each time, he need double the normal dose, and he still wasnt going to give it up without a fight.

He has also eaten 15 leather riggers gloves, 2 leather mobile phone cases, one with the mobile still in it; the left shoe only of 6 pairs of ladies shoes (no, i dont get it either); 3 suede tool belts; 1 polyester tool belt; 3 leather purses; 2 Filofax's; 1 metre leather belt blank (no buckle); along with many other things.
It is not suprising to find a little brown plastic eye staring up at you when you clean up all the poo in the backyard. Proof that Bronson has been eating teddy bears again.

RE: The Perfectly Well-behaved Thread

tutt tutt! jam on the scone, butter on the pikelets!
In this economy its one or the other! But definitely not both!
But Boyracver, feel free to jam up my scone anytime! lol

RE: Have you ever 2

Ugh! Yes.. I was so crook, I took my pillow, and a book!

Have you ever accidently set fire to yourself?

RE: Have you ever 2

Yes, and it hurt like a mother f@#ker!


And coz no-one answered me before...
Have you ever turned around and walked away from someone you didnt want to talk to, mid sentence without saying anything?

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

RE: tatoos

Shoulder...not sure which one!
Now I have the laptop cam, might give taking a piccy a go!
Maybe I can get Wonderwoman over the top!

RE: tatoos

Oh, and I really realy really want one of Wonderwoman on the back of my neck!
So I will have the true markings of an Amazon Princess! lol

RE: tatoos

I have a tatt that an ex-boyfriend gave me as a present!
Thank God I can't see it, and that the MS has made me forget what the hell it even is!
Anyone wants to know...well, you'll just have to come have a look! If there was someone to remind me what it looks like then I might have never come to connectingsingles!

RE: Have you ever 2

I have kissed several guys and did know their names, then I got MS, and I cant remember any of them Does that count?

Have you ever walked out of a shop forgetting you were holding something, and not been caught?

RE: Have you ever 2

Ive BEEN awake for 69! Ask me again in 3 hours.

Have you ever turned around and walked away from someone mid sentence without saying anything?

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Funniest thing I know.
I have discovered a straightforward cure for the debilitating, blinding, nausea creating affliction of the 4 days migraine









Its called Multiple Sclerosis!

See? I can find humour and a silver lining in just about anything!

RE: Body Language..

whoah!
I am immediately taking my apology for offending you back.
I will return it when you apologise to every single woman on this site for making such a vast sweeping chauvenistic statement.

Shame on you!

RE: finding my children

You could also try tracking down a family friend who might know where they are or what name they use. Plead your case.

RE: finding my children

Facebook, Facebook and Facebook! That will be their platform at their age! Search for names, DOB's and use your ex's maiden name as well.
My ex found one of his daughters age 14 after not seeing her since she was 2. Well, my sister found her actually. The fact she looked just like him helped.
And this website may be of use.
http://searchenginez.com.au/
best of luck mate!

RE: Awesome's best jokes ever thread.

Can I borry someones iron? I don't own one.

RE: nerdy girls

lint874... "For me, personally, I'd be happy with a woman who was intelligent and well educated and who had some nerdy and geeky interests but who didn't come over as a nerd or a geek."

I hope all of the above applies!
I also have punky purple hair, wear tie dyed or hippy clothes on occassion, jeans on others, paint, make jewelery, sew stuff, desktop publish stuff for fun and profit, run a teeny weeny small business, haggle to save money, jump buildings in a single bound, and make men tell the truth with my magic gold lasso.

Isn't it about the individual qualities of a person, rather than how well they fit into a round hole? This square peg is happy to be and 'all of the above, and more'

How do YOU spot a liar?

Having been married to a habitual liar for 10 years I have developed a pretty good lie radar. And, yet, I sometimes fell into the trap when he worked out what his tells and adjusted his behaviour.

My top 4 tells...my gift to you
the story they gave you is waaaayy to involved.
if you only communicate by text on a mobile and dont have their number, you are probably on a 2nd secret phone
you find out some suprising information that they didn't tell you until well into the relationshipw, but that would have been the first thing you would have told them about...like they have kids!
they say they knows it looks bad is a good liars response to seeing doubt in your face

What have been your big red flags that your partner was lying to you?

RE: What do you have (2) ??

I will have a go at any thing! Luuuurrve making functional and beautiful things out of items that would end up as landfill coz they cant be recycled!
I am a shiny greenie - my tools of saving the planet is paint, glue, glitter, gold leaf, crystal, beading and braid!
Oh, and expoxy glue & builders bog! My best friends!

RE: nerdy girls

I have an IQ of 142, wear glasses, and can design and build you a spreadsheet that can work out a budget in 3 minutes!
And I'm here! I am not a minority group thankyou!

RE: nerdy girls

bullwhacky!!

RE: If size matters. Ladies, before concluding that you gonna try it out with a guy you like. Do you

Been there, babe!
Long, long () long time ago, took home a cute guy, and honestly he was hung long as my arm and thick as my wrist!
Said he could sleep on the couch...and when he came sniffing back around a week later for the conquest, I said he was welcome to sleep on my porch!
I might be a big girl on the outside, but there was noooo way!!
Sorry, guys! Sometimes bigger is not better!

RE: tell me why

You know you are getting older when you start hating Wednesdays instead!

RE: ever get the feeling you are being watched

When they stop watching I'll start to worry!!

RE: Pictures question.

There is an art section?!?!! No-one told me!?!?
Where is that located please!?!

RE: Who's a snorer?

My ex-husband snored like a train for our entire relationship.
Best tip I can give you is to maintain your breathing to synchronise with the snores, and it can be very hypnotic.
Even better, if the are fast breathers while they snore, you will bring on hyperventilation and pass out!
Either way...you'll go to sleep!

RE: What do you have (2) ??

I have another handbag inside my handbag! Never could be bothered transferring all the crap from one to another.
Wierdest thing inside the handbag that was inside the other handbag? A burnt out lightbulb my sister gave me!












(Look, I know! It's out wierd to collect other peoples old lightbulbs!! I make Christmas decorations out of them for my market stall, ok?)[/size]

RE: looking 4 a thick woman

Also, its really hard for rappers to include 'morbidly obese' in their lyrics

RE: What do you think about this?

Corey, I am afraid I have to agree with mrjames.
Having been married to a habitual liar for 10 years I have developed a good radar, and this stinks of deception.
First sign is that the story he gave you is waaaayy to involved.
2ndly if he had nothing to hide, he would have told you about his ex that night you spoke for hours. Him saying he knows it looks bad is a good liars response to seeing doubt in your face
3rdly if you only communicate by text on a mobile and dont have his number, you are probably on his 2nd secret phone
4thly no single guy, regardless of being just out of a 6 year relationship would turn down the opportunity to be connected by a social network where you put photos...unless you are incredibly ugly...which I dont know coz you have disappeared
5th oh...why am I bothering, she's gone!