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RE: I Miss You

evinces some beautiful thoughts

RE: Quotations or sayings that have moved you

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"

RE: What are you jammin too?

Red Hot Chili - Dani California

RE: Whats on your xmas list ?

a carrerra

Little Johnny

it doesn't work !!!

Little Johnny 2

ahhh a female at my mercy
yummy

Little Johnny 2

what you laughin at ????????

Little Johnny 2

laughing at the post ????? not you

Little Johnny 2

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

Little Johnny

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

little bunnies

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!



Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

RE: At the kindergarden

RE: RIDDLE.......

great question

RE: Random Chuckles....

RE: A Funny Cigarette Shocks The Monkey

RE: Twas the day before Friday

RE: Name calling

RE: C.S.I....CONNECTING SINGLES INVESTIGATIONS......

RE: George Carlin 's Views on Aging

RE: Normal

RE: Don't feed the animals!

true

RE: I just realized....

Hi Michelle

nice to see you to see you nice

Renal Failure

Thanks classic, I feel sure all will be well with the world

Renal Failure

Hi Lorraine
I feel your grief over the sudden passing of your friend and also your
feelings of consolation . You're right about perspective, life can appear fragile

In the grand scheme of things I know already that what is needed is here already
in a world full of the love of people like you and your friends daughter.

God bless

Renal Failure

Hey Cbond I appreciate your vibes man

the mind perceives tough places and it's made to overcome

Thanks a million

Renal Failure

jstreet , your prayers are gratefully acknowledged

Renal Failure

Thank you BB, you are right indeed.
Much appreciated.

Renal Failure

Eupho

It lightens my heart to read that you are a donor. Thank you
for those who will and have benefited from your noble action

As for scary , that feeling seems to come and go

Renal Failure

Angel

thanks for your words and for being donor member

Renal Failure

Tumpa , thanks for your wishes.

I really appreciate the hope and positivity around me.