UniqueCrystal Poetry (2)

It isn't hard to be a Poet,,,
To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,,
Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,,
Some poets think they're smarter,,,,,
In words they think is Banter,,,,
Are they really such a Martyr?,,,,
Let the battle Commence !!,,,,
You know it makes an awful lot of sense,,,,
To etch your name upon a fence,,,,
You see how easy it is to go with flowing rhythm,,,,
Get a mood going in idiosycraticism,,,,,
or maybe do a logarithm,,,,
Many numbers to be given,,,,
Base being exponent driven,,,,,
Add it up at any given moment,,,,
It's not hard to be a poets component ,,,,
But it's hard to be a part of a poem,,,
Unless on trees you grow 'em,,,
The same as growing potatoes in your ear,
Some they do that,,as a career,,,
And that is rather boring,,,
Can you hear me yawning,,,
It's not hard to be a poet,,,
It's just as yet you didn't know it,,,

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Maxillae the Skeleton
was looking for a date
Being rather fussy
she had to be the perfect Vertebra
Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat
No rounded bottom defining a padded seat
Maxillae the Skeleton
liked a bit of bone


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He did meet Ulna
A female Skeleton like himself
She was very humerus,with a tiny little mouth
As he kissed her on the Ossicle
She said that really tickles
On making love the Skeletons
got in a great big pickle
A noise that would even
wake up the dead open minded
While they Grinded and Grinded
Bone to Bone
Collapsing with a drone

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