It's been a while so how's everyone doing ?
Looking forward to the New Year or dreading it?
Some lay eggs and others lay people...
She laid this one earlier...clever girl....
Yesterday morning I woke up early and I could feel the atmosphere in the air and the neighbours spectacles slipping down her nose to see what the mad women next door was going to do next!!It was a bright sunny morning in the life of Unique..It was also the morning after the night before the day before that and on that day it rained a thousand buckets...
Sorry folks I've been reading to the kids and it's hard to get out of that mode..Apologies..I am a natural comedian I attract madness in many forms and that includes my own and that of other peoples...
So it goes like this:-
Nothing can be worse than having a puncture in a brand new Michelin Tyre and what can you do on a Bank Holiday weekend but improvise... A bicycle repair kit..doubled up of course and the car got from A to B but never got from B to A..The barsteward deflated..You would think a spare tyre would be handy in this situation and guess what?There wasn't one!
My friend had to cadge a lift home.
She arranged someone to come and fix it yesterday at 7.00am...and on this one off unsunny day she got a lift in what could only be described as a hill billy pick up truck but it wasn't any old pick up trunk it was a pick up truck with a difference...OMFL(oh my flipping life) it was one with windscreen wipers that had malfunctioned and they wouldn't turn off...Basically her boyfriend gave her a lift in a bat mobile..
What could I say when it parked outside my house and she got out...I was in hysterics!!...My god and he didn't even turn the bat mobile off when he dropped her here and he was driving it with a straight face..Apparently she laughed all the way here and all he could say was shurup...shurup!!!
I know for a fact my neighbours all think I'm nuts but they still invite me in their houses because it's not me it's the other people around me who are nuts.I'm just the one picking up the pieces..and it's hard to distinguish as well we do have squirrels around here in woods and such...
My new neighbours haven't spoken to me since my cat licked it's balls outside their house..I mean cats do that don't they?..It's only natural and my Elvesta was 16 Years old on May 1st ...We had a party for him even though he wasn't guaranteed to be actually there..he was instead outside my new neighbours house LMAO!
If only people could see the funny side of things instead of being so stiff upper lipped..They all try it until they get used to the situation..I've been here a long long time...Maybe too long and I think maybe other neighbourhoods could benefit from me moving in NEXT DOOR...Don't you think so?
I was going to start a kipper diet today but I changed my mind as thought it was a RED HERRING...and this started me thinking about other fishy stuff...
I've done quite a bit of fishing in my life and none better but when I was younger...I guess the young Unique Crystal was keen on fishing from an early age..and to be fair I was showing potential as a eager young fisher woman way back...
I came to this conclusion even though I was already barred from the fishing rod itself and demoted as I felt at the time to a ground line...Yeah apparently I was too lethal at casting out even though I hadn't snared anyone whilst doing so..Okay it was a near miss but anyway there was me the child Unique...complete with ground line forced to fish at the edge of the harbour...and I became quite good at it though I never got promoted to a fishing rod due to the day someone standing below me fishing under the harbour wall...He 'foul hooked' my fish..a plaice...and reeled it in like a thief...I went absolutely crazy!!!
I marched down to the foul hooker and demanded MY fish!...He being 6 ft and 19 ish looked at the mere 13 Years old girl screeching and laughed and continued to kept the fish...Mind you he didn't get away with it because I took the entire bucket of his bait and threw them all over him...sand eels slime and all...and as he went to clock me one...I stood there saying "Don't even think about it!!!" and turned round and stumped all the way up the steps back where I'd came from...
My apologetic father picked the sand eels up for the young man and said sorry to the fish thief...I found that cowardly LOL...
Hence to say I was barred completely from fishing after this...Unfairly!
But still I had one anchor and one foul hooked fish to my credit.. Since then I have always fished on land...
My darling cat was killed yesterday...To say how much I miss her is an understatement...
I'm a great believer in men paying to take women on dates....Call me old fashioned but I just think it's good manners
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