DILEMMA

I have a dilemma I ordered some wrinkles 10 years ago and they didn't arrive..I'm going to be 50 in 2 weeks time & no-one believes me. I have done everything I can to get wrinkles, I've smiled constantly for almost half a century, laughed as loud as I can and nothing seems to help create the wrinkles I crave.
My granddaughter who lives with me says I don't look like a grandmother and therefore she doesn't have to listen to me. I'm at a loss as to why I can't join the wrinkle brigade...

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I really don't have a secret 2317588F...You know for some reason I have got younger and not older seriously:))
Don't laugh...but
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Sorry the wrinkles are late. The manager of the wrinkle shipping department advises he is sending varicose veins as a bonus while your wrinkles are being prepared.
Why would anyone want wrinkles?

I'm 66 and don't have hardly any wrinkles.I guess I'm like cheese and age well.laugh
My brother says I'm aging like fine milk.
Have you got a cute little dimple in each cheek, Ian?

Hang on, I know the answer to that already. hmmm giggle
you took a closer look did you....giggle
I am a makeup artist, for a small commission I shall provide you with all the wrinkles you require.

Failing that, as I am also a plastic surgeon I could provide you with some permanent wrinkles. You may find this option a little debilitating as it will cost you an arm and a leg.
Well, I didn't exactly need a magnifying glass, Ian. hmmm
laugh laugh @ crystal
i just had a peep at your profile and you certainly don't look your age... but smiling for half an hour tones your face resulting in delaying any wrinklies that might comewave
Hi Unique,
don't be so impatient, it will still come. If you are in a hurry though, come to Africa. The African sun will hasten the process and a big way.grin
hug wave
Hi UniqueCrystal, can I send some of mine? I can spare a few.grin
@ UC - wave ... My aunty (Mother's sister) was a real stunner never had any cosmetic surgery, never a wrinkle, pitch-black hair and always looked half her age right up till she turned 60 then within 6 months she looked 80, grey hair and more wrinkles that a crate full of dried prunes..... blues

Carefull what you wish for Girl and be happy with what you have, for as long as it will last.

.... grin hug wine
@unique, sometimes having no wrinkles at all is a problem esp if men our junior are eyeing us.They perhaps think that we are just bluffing with our age or that we've undergone cosmetic surgery or heavy make up foundation.sigh
Ken do I get a choice of lavender or purple veins?...If so I'll have the lavender ones rolling on the floor laughing
CC...I just feel left out lol...You certainly look good for your age cc..Maturing like a cheese sounds good to me...I think edam..I love cheese btw...
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Cap...I reckon your bro is right...Looked at your profile and wow looking good there:)
Ian..
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Jac...Were those dimples symmetrical that's what I want to know lol...
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Sol...I will let you treat me for free...Just think of all the orders you'd get for cosmetic wrinkles...a new cosmetic procedure!!...I think I'll keep my arms and legs for the vein treatment LOL...
rolling on the floor laughing
Itchywitch...Ah now that explains it all...I laugh far too much and unknowingly I've toned my face...and there's me thinking laughing would cause laughter lines:))
Catfoot...I've waited 50 years and no signs yet...I reckon it would take another 50 in the African sun as the sun brings out the oil in my skin and makes it more supple...
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Hans...You know what I wouldn't mind having wrinkles...People say I'm lucky not to have them at my age but it can be a disadvantage...I don't mind looking younger but I really hate being treated younger ...
doh Drives me mad...doh
Tatami...Yeah I feel that way to as I like men my own age and they think I'm younger so don't bother...Ohhh I hate it when people think I've had plastic surgery..Coz I never would have it even if it was free...
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Sure thing Bea...You can send some this way applause
If you keep going back wards who will change your diapers? confused

I thought I looked young for my age, lol. You look much younger than me and you are 4 years older than I am. You wear it well wine

Is there a club for this delimma? giggle
Aren't you glad that wrinkles do not hurt?
4 weeks and I'm 50...ive just seen another wrinkle on my love spuds...doh all down hill from now on.mumbling
forget the wrinkles and be happy you age well. I'll be 61 september
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I enjoy travel, shopping, walking, and have many other interests. I have a personality and I'm young at heart. I love animals and have a cat. [read more]

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